heartfelt

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

everything about this picture is goddamn intense as fuck 

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

Official Post of Massachusetts

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”

Also true crime

no thats a different and worse thing i am not associated with you

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

*guy who has repressed every feeling he's ever had* yeah I'm just really good at rolling with the punches I guess haha

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life