Magister Ludi

smoking my Bigarette

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

mwah is a very important word

Tv is fake and devilish but fox mulder is the realest thing in the entire world

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me