an unspeakable of the oscar wilde sort

my sister and i were talking about fucked up female characters and my mother interjected with “we HAVE to lift up pathetic women.” um REAL SHIT!!!!!

Everything everywhere all at once is a film about a girl ripping the entire universe apart just to find a part of her mother that she feels understands her. And everything everywhere all at once is a film about a mother ripping the entire universe apart just to understand her daughter. And my chest feels like it’s caving in when I think about it too long

we cant be meant to live like this why does everyone live like this!!!!!!! (opens tinder) (hates tinder) (opens tinder) (signs a lease) (sits alone) (exchanges instagrams) (never talks to them again) (feels weird about texting people inviting them to hang out) (feels weird about texting) (feels like if i deleted social media i would stop existing) (doesn’t use social media) (continues to exist) (continues to sit alone) (buys food at the grocery store for one) (food goes bad) (doesn’t talk to strangers) (doesn’t hold hands) (food goes bad) (food goes bad) (food goes bad) (food goes bad) (food goes bad) (food goes

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

I love when people see 3,000 year old jewelry or a famous art piece and put it in their #want tag. Like, are you gonna rob a museum? Love you.

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.

i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter

wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be

thyrell.

just kill me

I've been reblogging those posts about "Don't boycott Kellogg" bc the strikers didn't ask for it, but now Kellog is just hiring scabs and their food is hitting the shelves fucked up—cracker sandwiches without filling, poptarts without icing, cereal without marshmallows, and string and plastic and weird mysterious black stuff in popcorn... so, yeah. don't buy Kellogg for your own safety

As of the negotiations falling through on the 8th, strikers have called for a boycott just fyi!! Not boycotting was better for their negotiations, but there are no longer any negotiations as kellogg’s has elected to replace the union. don’t buy kellogg’s products!!

For some fucking reason, harry potter fans are like “I can excuse transphobia, misogyny, racism and the real life way jk rowling’s bigoted beliefs are causing massive harm for millions of people but I draw the line at firing johnny depp”

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured

I hate when you feel bad and your like ahhh i feel so bad

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”

That moan on first entry >>>>>

everyone’s saying “trans girl game dev named zoe is not a new type of girl” i live in suburban utah she is still in beta testing here

Do u ever finish drawing or making something and youre like. This fucks so severely. I am unstoppable. I could kill and get away with it