25 || Bisexual nonbinary disaster || She/he/it +neos
Budding Bat Biologist and autistic little freak
Currently hyperfixating on: Gravity Falls, Binding of Isaac and Hades
Ask me about my OCs (P L E A S E)
Finally getting around to making an actual intro post
My name’s Riley, I’m a 25 year old queer autistic idiot. You can also call me Netscape or whatever
I like to yell about my sad little blorbos and sometimes I write or maybe even draw a tiny bit. Everything on this blog will be kept mostly clean. Sometimes a little suggestive or sexy but you won’t get jumpscared by anything too racy
I am alterhuman, specifically wolfdogkin and bathearted! Don’t like it? You’re welcome to leave!
What’s my gender? I don’t fucking know
Seriously, I have no clue what’s happening anymore and I am too tired and afraid to find out
My pronouns:
She/her
He/him
It/its
Bat/bats
Bite/bites
Vae/vam/vaer/vameself
Watch/watcher/watchers/watcherself
Rai/rain/rains
I don’t really care whether you use my neos or not. Use them, or don’t. Just don’t tell me what to do
Looking for questionable opinions of the nsfw variety? That’s my alt, @flirtymauz
Looking for my rp/gravity falls oc ask blog? That’s @hawaiian-shirts-and-coyote-bones
I do not accept donation requests of any kind
I’m sorry if that makes me selfish or cold hearted, I cannot help you
My specific tags, I try to tag when I can but I do not always have the spoons for it or forget
Riley Rambles: My tag for all my text posts and yelling
Riley writes: My writing tag
Riley doodles: for my art
Riley Shitposts: For when I am specifically shitposting
My ocs: For all my personally made little guys
That’s going on the fridge: For posts that I in particular really like
Yes it’s okay to punch Nazis!: For all Nazi punching
Things I need to show my gf/things to show my gf: Posts that other people have made that made me just go “Oh my girlfriend would love this!”
For later: Stuff I’m saving for later use. What’re you, a cop?
Death Cab for Queuetie: For all my queued posts, the old one was “I’ll never forget queue”
The beloved moots/beloved: When I’m talking about my beloved mutuals
Stuff for da moots: When I’m tagging my moots
La creature/creature moment: A sorta kinda alterhuman tag I use….I’m working on consistency. No longer using La creature as a tag
Batposting: ✨Bats✨
Riley’s being fucking edgy again: Venting and just generally gloomposting shit. Quite literally, me being an edgy shithead on main, feel free to block
Important: for anything I deem important, ranges from politics, PSAs to big deal news
No real DNI anymore. That said:
I would prefer that people who ship incest or incest adjacent on their blog do not interact with me. I’m fully aware that I can’t stop you, but it would just make me WAY more comfortable if you kept it as far away from me as possible.
Otherwise I don’t really care TOO much, I am enough of a series of rent lowering shots that I’m not too worried?
I’m not really not interested in witch hunts or drama, I’m too tired for that, if I’m not comfortable with you following me, I’ll just block you.
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Being median is funny. I'm not a singlet and not multiple, but a secret third thing. Who am I? Depends on the day but when it comes down to it, I'm me. Who's that? Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy. I'm people soup. A coin with two sides, but still a coin.
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On November 14th, a paper was released describing a mummified 3 week-old homotherium cub discovered in Yakutia, Russia.
WE CAN FINALLY SEE A SABRE-TOOTH CAT IN THE FLESH!!! It's an incredibly remarkable find!
I wanted to try drawing it. Based it off what 3 week-old lion and tiger cubs look. Chubby and round. Homotherium has a sloping back. The mummy showed it has a thick, furry neck, shorter face, and a little tuft of long hair at the chin.
The paper is available here:
The frozen mummy of the large felid cub was found in the Upper Pleistocene permafrost on the Badyarikha River (Indigirka River basin) in the
Over twenty years ago my big brother got me a job at a Taco Bell in the St. Louis suburbs-West County. He warned me that it was the "gay Taco Bell", but since I was coming from the "gay Howard Johnson's" I wasn't shocked. It turns out it was the black trans women Taco Bell complete with black trans women in management. And they'd worked out an arrangement with the local teen Narcotics Anonymous group so that twice a week we would shut down the drive thru and the dining room and exclusively serve 60+ teens in various stages of recovery. And many of the women I worked with were in various stages of being out or transitioning and they were from all generations from teens to over 50. One woman I worked with had a regular corporate job presenting as a man 9-5 Mon-Fri and then came to Taco Bell and worked 6pm -2am Friday and Saturday night so she could be herself surrounded by other black transwomen in those stolen weekends. And we had customers come from all over the metro area because they knew they could be themselves in the dining room. I only worked there from 1999-2001 but for young me, this was a vital, formative experience. Some of the girls came from north city all the way out to the "gay Taco Bell" on Manchester in west county because they heard it was safe to work there. Like- I know times have changed but they haven't changed much in 20 years. I'm still convinced that for lgbt youth, finding a job at your city's version of the "gay Taco Bell" is key to survival.
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if you ever see me post an AI generated image, please assume it is because I am fucking stupid and not because I support and use generative AI. the search results on many search engines and picture sharing websites are absolutely infested with AI and I do my very best to avoid AI generated images but there is always the possibility that I will not notice because, again, I am not terribly observant and I don’t have good eyesight. I know it is frustrating and I know it is my responsibility to look into the image source but things will slip through the cracks, please inform me instead of assuming I know
Had a nightmare where Caine talked like ChatGPT. It was so terrifying that I woke up crying and panicking and started stabbing random people on the street.
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since becoming a barista i have noticed a few very distinct typologies among my customers. such as:
the woke left: young and fashionable. visible tattoos. often enjoys matcha, lavender flavoring, oat milk, and cold foam. pretty decent customers.
sweet old man: drinks very sweet iced lattes, pays in cash, puts all of his change in the tip jar. sometimes orders hot coffee and i get scared that his shaky old man hands will spill it and he'll get burned but that has not yet happened and god willing never shall.
evil old man: only wants drip coffee and declares it ridiculous that any other form of coffee exists. some variants only want americanos and these variants are even scarier. watch out.
sweet old woman: might need her daughter's help to order but is very bubbly and open to trying new things. compliments baristas freely and frequently.
evil old woman: does not want coffee and only wants sweet tea or soda. will not tip even if she spends three hours in the shop repeatedly asking baristas to fetch things for her.
errand husband: either stiltedly recites an order to you or shows you the order in their texts/notes app. needs to step out of line and make a phone call if you ask any follow-up questions.
grindset girlie: always wearing scrubs, an apron, and/or a name tag. orders the exact same thing every day and knows the exact change she'll need to pay for it. her regular order is both extremely caffeinated and extremely sweet.
#mamabear: is actively wrangling two to four children while ordering. order changes repeatedly because the children cannot decide if they want a muffin or a cookie or apple juice or chocolate milk etc. for some reason these women are always wearing an article of clothing or carrying some personalized item that says "mama" on it.
schoolchildren: band of two to eight adolescents hanging out after school. extremely indecisive but generally quite polite and tip well.
amnesiac in love: grown adult who needs their partner to tell them what they like. gets asked a question about their own preferences and turns to their partner to answer for them. generally acts like a shy child looking to their guardian for behavioral cues if you try to interact with them and only wants to talk to mommy i mean their wife.
this of course is not an exhaustive list but those are just some of the most consistent Types i get. ok bye xoxo
