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when you're the friend who remembers everyone's birthdays and gives gifts when possible, but noone ever remembers yours 💖🥰🥳

#only my mom dad and grandma remembered yesterday #hell i don't think even my partner ever memorized when it is nor gave me wishes. i always gave him wishes and gifts #i don't intend on stopping or whatever but. it still hurts a bit sometimes. am i not worth remembering a single date. am i not worth even a-#-text to show you remembered #vent #sorry ill. probably delete this later.

revizyonist

med people are so annoying "This family's 8 year old child who was about to go through a major surgery and kept crying that she was hungry so they pitied her and gave her food, she then had a heart attack in the surgery. They're so stupid 😒" girl they didn't know that could happen or why it happens. it takes so little time to explain to them that will happen instead of telling them "no food" with no explanation 10 times

revizyonist

"Before surgery, your body’s reflexes that protect your airway are relaxed by anesthesia. If there’s food or liquid in your stomach, it will near certainly come back up and go into your lungs, which can cause choking, a severe lung / heart infection or even a heart attack. That’s called aspiration, and it is life-threatening. It's hard, but it's only a single day to prevent near certain death. Not eating or drinking beforehand massively lowers the risk and helps prevent these life threatening situations under anesthesia." <- TIP: patients have brains which allows them to receive information just like you

ancelineonline

I have four kids. I’ve had one or another of them need some kind of surgical procedure that requires anesthesia four or five times over the past 15 years.

This Tumblr post is the first time someone has explained to me *why* I couldn’t feed them before those instances.

I’m not stupid. I understood that just fine. Hell, my kids would have understood that just fine. But no one bothered to tell us.

bowditch

i did know this before having kids (i have six). we have a kid that's needed multiple procedures requiring anesthesia. and every single time, i am asked multiple times if i'm sure he was not given any food or water after a certain point.

every single time i have had to say, "i understand that if he had food or water, he could aspirate it into his lungs under anesthesia. i am not lying to you." THEN someone would make a little note and i would stop being repeatedly asked.

not a single time was that risk explained to me. the only reason it came up was because i already knew. i still don't understand why it isn't standard pre-op counseling or pre-op check information, when me as a parent acknowledging the actual risk also put THE MEDICAL STAFF at ease because i conveyed that i had informed understanding as reason to not lie about giving my kid food.

"maybe some people will get nervous and refuse surgery" okay so they need more counseling about risks and anxiety, not less information in a way that actually does endanger their child or themselves!

arctic-turtle-cassiopeia

Reblogging to save a life and teach medical professionals basic communication skills

#reblog #genuinely NEVER look into the r/nurses subreddit. these people genuinely hate their patients and especially disabled people.#and this is exactly how they speak of them in situations like this. 'ugh they're so stupid. so annoying'

risk-repeater

this job market is a fucking nightmare

#reblog #mabel pines

bir thday

#24.. old man hours now ig #ramble

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stan pines the type of guy to walk into a suspiciously dark alley and wake up in the entity's realm

#i've been playing too much dbd recently and this mental image was very funny to me #gravity falls #stanley pines #mullet stan #dead by daylight #my art #shitpost #this was funnier in my head i'm afraid #anyway. super sloppy art bc i have a fever

birthday in 2 days.. i am so old

#ramble #personal #gonna be turning 24💔 i do not feel mentally that age bruh

coffee-bat

been thinking uh

if i made a discord server (for just hanging out, sharing our art, playing puter games, etc.) would you be interested?

yeah

me button

Voting ended onJun 2

coffee-bat

alright. since the majority of those who didn't vote on the op option are for it, i will be making the server :)

#yippee #will probably take a day or so. i'll post the link when it's done <3 #self rb

i think there should be like a test or something before you make your ✨aesthetic✨ "fungus" illness/scifi species/whatever, to check if you know basic biology

#a youtuber i like has been covering a lot of those 'mlp infection aus' and ngl i've never watched a single episode of the show #and i'm not interested in it in the slightest #but. i like this guy's videos. and i've been starved for things to listen to. so.#anyway i just listened to one where the comic(?) kept REPEATEDLY referring to the fungus as a 'virus' and i had to exit the video.#i couldn't do it. i couldn't. i almost cried and not for the reason the author intended.#ramble #that example is far from the first i've seen of people calling their fictional fungi viruses/bacteria/plants. is this like a disease or sth

coffee-bat

been thinking uh

if i made a discord server (for just hanging out, sharing our art, playing puter games, etc.) would you be interested?

yeah

me button

Voting ended onJun 2

coffee-bat

4 people have voted for the op button. what do you mean by this..

#self rb

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coffee-bat

been thinking uh

if i made a discord server (for just hanging out, sharing our art, playing puter games, etc.) would you be interested?

yeah

me button

Voting ended onJun 2

#next day rb for sample size #self rb

i am having a very bad week LMAO so i have come to desperately request brother cuddles. specifically my fav trope is 80s stan cuddling/cradling a sick/ clingy/maybe paranoid 80s ford

and no pressure to respond to this/draw it if u don't want!!! either way know that i love love love love your art !!!!!

so sorry it took so long! i hope things get better for you soon :( 🫂

#and if you need someone to talk to i'm here🫂#gravity falls #stanley pines #ford pines #mullet stan #paranoid ford #my art #blood cw #sorry the art sucks i'm. a bit rusty

been thinking uh

if i made a discord server (for just hanging out, sharing our art, playing puter games, etc.) would you be interested?

yeah

me button

Voting ended onJun 2

#i feel kinda silly for this but. ig i think it could just be nice to like. talk? hang out?#i like you guys..#ramble #poll

chat i think i just found a new dbd bug. just survived an attack by ring-around-the-rosieing the old man

#got speared by the redeemer. wasn't far enough to properly resist the chain #when he pulled me all the way up against himself i still tried to struggle by walking forward-right #and started spinning him around in a circle #and *something* blocked and he couldn't attack for some reason??😭#walked in a circle spinning his ass for like 20 seconds then the chain broke #?????#ramble #dbd #i don't think text can fully convey how funny this was. i was giggling

coffee-bat

slept half an hour and about to spend the whole day on the road. wish me luck

coffee-bat

update:

survived it pretty well all things considered. everything went fine.

then within 20 seconds of getting home i dislocated my kneecap

#stood wrong when pulling the gate open and it cracked and fell out a bit💀#had to stand there like an idiot and wait for my mom to get me my cane from the car so i could walk the fucking 15 m to the house #i bandaged it well so the bandage is pushing/forcing it back inside to its proper place and now at least i can put a little weight on it #(carefully)#but can't put even weight on it or bend forward/lean down. and the stairs were Bad #this sucks ass bruh #personal

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slept half an hour and about to spend the whole day on the road. wish me luck

#as passenger (mental support) and Second Guy in the field but. still. im gonna fucking die #personal #mom suddenly found out yesterday that one of her jobs requires a check-in in may too (last was in april)💀 and its on the other side of the-#-country #and we can't both go on a 2-day trip (i'd have to stay) bc pixel is currently in the dangerous period where he's still dumb and in his-#-rebellious teen phase *but* almost the size of a full grown dog. and he's aggressive to anyone other than us two. we're training him but-#-it's gonna take a while #so our neighbour can't come in to feed our pets bc pixel WILL bite (he's demonstrated it)#so i'd have to stay #but also mom doesn't feel safe going all on her own #so it's currently 4:30 am and we're leaving. 5 hours on the road a few for the job and back again to get home at like 11pm #im gonna die bro #(idk what this type of job is called in english. its where an area needs to be investigated and cleared by biologists (listing off species-#-in it etc to see if theres anything endangered) before it can be used. in the case of fungi this means check-ups a few times over seasons)

everyone say congrats on the top surgery 🥳🎉🎊🎉🥰

#so happy for him🥳🥰🎉#dbd #caleb quinn #the deathslinger #shitpost #partial nudity #blood cw #injury cw #definitely one of the outfits of all time. whore (affectionate)

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