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Steven Quartz Universe in Steven Universe: The Movie

look at our little baby boy growing up and living outside of his little bubble

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I made a wobbly little comic

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spent the whole day drawing her! SHE’S SO MUCH FUN AAAH!

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holy sheet i just finished watching the new Steven Universe movie and it was actually a lot better than I had originally thought it was going to be. I had kind of fallen out of the fandom, what with graduation and working at camp all summer, I didn’t have time to watch it or even play or listen to any of the music.

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Saw your sheared wooloo. Have you ever seen sheered sheep in sweaters?

I had not but I googled it and bless you for bringing this to my attention

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i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

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me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

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Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

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Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names? Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs. With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

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Women’s Section: Oh you want a plain tee-shirt? Here you go, it’s completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!

Men’s Section: Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through. Have a nice day!

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Women’s section: if you’re a nerd? I guess you wanna show titties and have glitter huh???

Men’s section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and it’s like five bucks

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Women’s section: you want shorts? I guess that means you want something really short huh??? Might even see your butt??

Men’s section: Here’s comfortable shorts that are longer than like 15 cm long, have a good day

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i found the post again

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Women’s section:you want a hoodie? Well here’s one that’s tight fitting and accents the one thing you don’t want to be seen, miss!

Men’s section:hoodie? Oh sure, here’s a loose fitting one that is perfect for hiding lumps of death have a nice day young man

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Women’s section: pockets? Yeah sure of course! We’ll give you fifty fake pockets.

Men’s section: you can put your first born in one of ten pockets and still have room for more things

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I got bad news for you

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Very bad news

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Incredibly bad news

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Catastrophic news

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Apocalyptic news

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the beach

where i go to get away from sand.

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this post is ancient look at all the deactivated accounts

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Why all these pokemon racist

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Brazilian cherries aren’t related to common cherries at all! They look like this and taste rather sour:

Also, if you’re not used to them, Brazilian grapetrees look really alien:

The fruit is formed in the trunk, not the branches!

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The brazilian cherries and are actually called “pitangas”, they’re pretty good! And the grapetrees are “jabuticabeiras” (fruit’s called jabuticaba)

Just some trivia info from a brazilian~

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I’m curious to try these… as someone who lives in a zone 2 area where growing anything is hell. Do you think these could be grown bonsai style indoors?

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whoever is running the sparknotes twitter account needs a raise

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OMG I want to go back in time and send all of these to english-majoring student me. After I explain twitter. And John Mulaney. And later seasons of Parks & Rec.

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happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

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any noun can become a verb if you don’t care enough

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This point is invalid unless you use an example in your sentence

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I CAN SENTENCE HOW I WANT THANK

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BEAUTIFUL

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you see thats why i love english

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I like to velociraptor around my house at 2 in the morning.

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GOOD

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My headache makes me want to clothesline into a wall

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why do these make some semblance of sense 😨

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Because brains don’t brain logically

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Brains do brain logically! But when english doesn’t logic englishly, brain brains by itself to logic that english !

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I hate that this makes sense

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Ask Me!

How old are you?

Give us an unpopular/controversial opinion

An awkward/embarrassing moment

Do you have pets?

Do you have siblings?

Have you ever ______?

Favorite Tumblr blogs?

Post a picture of yourself or describe what you look like

Do you write?

Are you an artist?

Have you ever been to the emergency room?

Favorite videogame?

Do you love/hate easily?

What fandoms are you in?

Do you hold grudges?

Fun fact about you

Are you religious/spiritual?

Is your ethnicity/background important to you?

Do you have a motto?

What’s your ideal day?

Dog person or cat person?

Favorite book(s)?

Would you say your tumblr is a fair representation of the “real you”?

What’s your Harry Potter house?

What do you spend most of your time doing?

Gender/sexuality?

Favorite song(s)?

What are you initials?

How many kids do you want?

When’s your birthday?

Have you ever dyed your hair?

Any tattoos or piercings?

What’s your favorite color?

Weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

Give an inside joke with no context

flightlesscroc

I'll answer these later. I'm just rb to remember it

(Forgets about it)

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If you’re reading this and you’re stressed out or anxious about something, I know that you’ll get through this and I wish you the best in your life.

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LOST IN THE SAUCE

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So me my mom and my moms cousin went out for dinner and were eating and there’s a family in the booth next to us and they’re talking about how his family came from Germany and he mentioned his father came from some small town in Germany (said the name I don’t remember what it was) but it was one of those small towns where everyone knows everyone it’s super tiny.

So my moms cousin goes “I’m sorry I don’t mean to eavesdrop but my family is from there.” And this guy looked so excited and they start chatting for a bit and the guy goes “What was your family name?” And she goes “Zimmerman.” And the guy gets suuuuuper quiet and goes “…… oh.” Like flat tone nothing.

She goes “What’s yours?” And he quietly tells her but won’t look at her and she goes quiet and goes “Oh.” And goes back to her food and the tables got SUPER awkward and tense and I’m sitting there going “Wtf is going on?” Cause they both suddenly stopped talking to each other.

On the way out I’m “What was that about?” She goes “I’ll tell you in the car.” So we get in the car and I’m like “Okay wtf was all that about?”

She goes “My great grandfather assassinated his grandfather.”

I’m like O_O ……….

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flightlesscroc

Well daaaaaayuuuuuuum

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What’s everyone’s fears and phobias?

I’m scared of the open water (specifically rogue waves), tsunamis, spiders, flying, and ghosts. I also have trypophobia DONT GOOGLE IT.

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My biggest fear is the woods. Anytime I try to go into the woods, even though I never go alone, I get an anxiety attack.

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I have a phobia of heights and I always have a fear of losing loved ones

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Spiders and driving.

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I am scared of heights, lizards and startling sounds as well as Scrat from Ice Age because his screams are very unpleasant and frightening.

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I’m afraid of failure, mascots, and sometimes the dark

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im afraid of scary stuff and im afraid of heights yet for some reason I love rollar coasters and falcons fury wtf =0]

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Spiders and fear of abandonment

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This screenshot belongs to @kate669, I add it to this post at her request

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I’m scared of dead animals. They could be hurt, damaged, or bleeding, but once they become “dead”–it is hard to stop myself from screaming. (oddly enough, dead people don’t bother me)

I’m terrified of something happening to my children….of loosing one of my children.

flightlesscroc

Big dogs I dont know. BIG DOGGOS HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO KILL. I mean, anything does if you give it the power... BUT "BORKBORKBORK" in my face? No thanks

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