now say something beautiful and true

inshallah jk rowling loses her fortune and all her hateful deeds are returned to her x10

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english

“What to do with this information”: kick ass at hangman

Also useful for simple codebreaking and decoding an unhashed simple letter cypher.

Meant a friend of a friend and I thought this woman was straight up just casually admitting to assault. She works at a hospital or something and she was telling us about this patient who had a broken leg and needed to be put under for surgery to set it and she felt bad for the him because he looked so scared. All fine. Actually love to hear about medical professionals having basic human empathy. But then she said she did was comforting him by giving him kisses and stroking his face well they put him under and I was like "damn girl that's so fucking weird you shouldn't be kissing your patients at all but especially when they're being put under and cant consent. I'm pretty sure that's illegal!?" and she was like "yeah well it's a perk of being a vet" so anyway this is a PSA to not engage in conversations when you missed the first part because you were reading something on your phone.

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

This cat strikes me as both fascinated by the sensation of the rain - the smell, sound, and feel of it - and completely mortified by the fact that it comes with being wet

This cat is like “I am enjoying approximately 75% of this experience but I’m not sure if it’s worth that other 25%”

Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore

Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog and got no intention of starting that shit now

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse to leave their pet inside or they go back to get their pet. and right when he said this my friend immediately turned his head and looked at me and in that moment I had the most complete and genuine acceptance take over my body. I would 100% in front of my family and Jesus himself walk straight back into some raging inferno that was once my house to go get my fat cat. I nodded back

the best part of this post is reading all the tags from animal people who would also go back to save their pets. like no hesitation. walk backwards from heaven straight back into hell. someone even said they would go back for their fish. amazing

Its alarming how most of you probably can't name 10 African countries on your own.

I remember one tumblr user who couldn't name a SINGLE one. And he blamed the US education system.