Welcome to the neotheater

me: looks up something related to adhd / autism every article ever: observe your child’s behavior. talk to your child about it. you know, your child that you have, because this is a condition children have. everyone knows that autistic people disappear by the time they hit 18 years of age

People who think straight men and straight women can’t be just friends are holding back society

Somebody needs to save allo hetero culture from itself

The allo straights strike again.

just because we’re close doesn’t mean we’re gonna fuck: a memoir

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

Im so sorry youve been trapped in the passenger seat all these years Yellow.

GOD PLEASE LET ME OUT I MISS MY FAMILY

mossy logs should be a thing

im a Minecraft blog. thanks though

This is what pride month is all about

my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

My hobbies include being left and petting other peoples cats

When I’m reincarnated, I want to come back as a bookstore cat.

That’s actually a thing? I thought my local bookstore was the only one living their best life tbh

Mice like things they can tear up to turn into comfy nests. Like paper. Shop cats used to be everywhere, but the food industry doesn’t get to keep them any more. The book industry still finds them useful and has no such legal restrictions.

i wish i was you 

are we not going to talk about the poem below that

we’re not but english teachers sure will

im so proud of the lions for coming out

reblog if u support saving bi lions

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]