a strange hand to hold

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

scrolled through the pangur tag for over an hour to find this specific post because i couldnt stop thinking about it, hence why ive been liking and reblogging a bunch of pangur

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

in 3 days pjackk will return from the dead to usher in a new era for mankind. #disciple

okay hes actually just really dead #sorry

sorry i meant 3 months #disciple

died again #sorry

I thought we were good as gravy, but you just wanted to get your pey wet

Not to out myself as living under a rock but what’s this in the notes about fairies and walruses

Someone made a poll asking what you would be more surprised to see knocking on your door: a fairy or a walrus. And most people answered “walrus” prompting a whole Thing™️

Ohhh okay I suspected it was a tumblr meme. Thank you I’ll be back in a bit