Stuff. And things.

penny is such a good name. hello my name is dollar bill

this would all be a lot simpler if i could just menu->status->check stats

items->use->sinister_potion

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

count your blessings; there are far more distressing fluids that could be pooling between your feet right now

b-but my juice box,,,

you can always have another.

i am favored by the heavens and all that dwells beneath

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

just woke up from a dream in which “having a two year old alter” was such a common identity facet among the general public that you could buy like mugs and gift bags etc related to this at any walmart or target

bumper sticker reading “watch out: i’m letting this fucker drive!” alongside the universally understood symbol for two year old alter

Renamon is a modern fertility goddess. Fight me.

Happy Pride! Reminder that Xion is a trans woman and we all love her for it

“Now everybody do the propaganda” while they make finger guns is WILD

keep getting glimpses into an alternate timeline where plurality is more normalized and you can buy shitty tshirts and mugs about it