Girls Just Wanna Have Gun

@fleetofwarships

Literally just call me whatever pronouns work for you. Some kinda woman probably, I try not to think about it. I write a bunch and also I draw things, sometimes, maybe, if I feel like it. 22 and very broke again Multishipper most of the time there are exceptions however. Probably nsfw to a degree, minors enter at your own risk.

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epicsause-official

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

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mimeo-tan

ride my bus...

mimeo-tan

animentality

7777777awawawa7777777

sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

m1dori-eyes

The Masc of Amontillado

homunculus-argument

A free-range group therapy called "get herded, idiot", where you and everyone in your group is set loose to run around on an open field while a highly trained shepherd dog tries to keep you all in one group. I am not sure what benefit this would have for anyone involved.

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prophetic-writer

I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it

hellsquills

Writing Tip

Neither do i

eviliens

Unreliable everyone

liquidstar

Going on T feels like that one scene in Tangled where Rapunzel escapes the tower and is going back and forth between "I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE AND FREE!" and "I'm a horrible daughter mom would be so sad"

liquidstar

Between this and the one really moving cover of "I See the Light" sung by a trans man pre and post T let's claim Rapunzel as transmasc now. Also being burdened and trapped by long hair and cutting it being symbolic of freedom? C'mon. I'm not a Disney princess guy, but this Disney princess is a guy

liquidstar

Eugene: so have you figured out a new dream?

Rapunzel: I think so but it will make you gay just a heads up

dogpuppy

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

moisterpeggingchampion

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

dogpuppy

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

liquidstar

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

liquidstar

Same guys btw. So they did turn out good yeah

asparklethatisblue

children of any species are very good at being annoying and very cute while doing that

a sphinx child based on this post

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moonrpg

I said mid not bad

teaboot

I wasn’t gonna talk about it but one of my parents died the other day and the weirdest part has been not talking about it, specifically because they sucked and I kind of don’t care and that’s not a very hashtag relateable thing to bring up around the office so I’m just walking around at work rn like “nah not much going on hbu”

teaboot

As a “dark humour is my coping mechanism” person I would describe this feeling as “children’s birthday clown with a flashbang grenade” and I gotta say, the deeply fucked up power is intoxicating

teaboot

Man with the power to end any conversation

catasters

crownofstardustandbone

revcleo

He's gotta practice until he's good at it!

gatheringbones

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

quasarkisses

i needed this as a background

spectrexviiii

muppet-sex

countably-infinite-rats

there are two punchlines here, the first is predictable, the second really surprises you

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amazoogle

Have and Have Not (2006) Crystal Schenk

teaboot

Good lord this fucks hard

How many people on the streets have you seen hauling everything they own in a shopping cart? How many people do you know who see one coming and cross the road to avoid it? How would they react to this, a beautiful and priceless work of art of the same shape and form but far more precious craftsmanship, carrying prettier possessions in a much more tasteful way? Ignoring that all the features which give it status and respectability are both unnecessary and fragile, stripping it of its original context and purpose?

How many ugly and unsightly everyday objects are made avant-garde by reducing their function for the sake of heightening exclusivity? Marble bathtubs, geode sinks, gold-plated toilets- things made for a function which are forcibly divorced from that function to earn respect and regard

Why does worsening an item in specific ways signal improvement or status? The fragility and impracticality screams, "I don't actually need this" while sneering in derision, "can you imagine if I needed this?"

Like pretending to blow your nose into a bedazzled tissue

I love it

rabbiteclair

eating half a loaf of cinnamon brioche in one sitting, saying things to myself such as 'there are no gods to strike me down for my excess'

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