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oh... damn. okay. i'm dehydrated. that's the issue.
i'm shaking, sweating, my head is pounding, feeling like i'm gonna throw up, feeling sick to my stomach, weak... that's dehydration
and this is despite the fact that i've had water today!!! just... not enough, it seems
If your region's anything like mine, it's been damn near impossible to stay properly hydrated recently.
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"maker's balls" this "andraste's ass" that
for the dalish, i submit to the council "fen'harel's knotted cock" as an expletive
Immediately imagined Solas doing a spit-take the first time he hears that.
"You can't ship that!"
lol what are you gonna do, climb inside my mind and shut off the imagination switch?
This kind of response always fascinates me, so while I've got you here, can I just ask: legal by what standards? Do you mean real world standards, where laws vary from country to country, and in the case of the US, state to state? Or do you mean the fictitious laws set in place in the fictional setting of the ship? What standard exactly should we use to tell people "you're not allowed to enjoy this fictional thing?"
I know you didn't mean any harm by your response, but I feel it's important to reiterate that nothing gives anyone the right to police what people do in a fictional setting, full stop. Because at the end of the day, it's fiction, it's a fantasy, none of it is real, and so real world rules and standards do not apply. So, as long as you are not actively causing harm in a real world setting (i.e. harassing real people over fictional ships) then you do you.
a very important addition
Something that also drives me NUTS with this "uwu if it's legal" shit is like...
Y'all only EVER. Say it about sexual stuff. "Oh wow well if it's LEGAL-!" bitch my ass is out here playing DnD. I roleplay a devil-them who KILLS PEOPLE FOR A LIVING and yet I don't see y'all rushing to tell me that those thoughts are illegal and bad and noooo you can't do THAT, murder is ILLEGAL.
It's because y'all are a bunch of puritan weirdos about sex and I reblogged a post that hits why right on the nose but dear FUCK y'all need to really unpack all of your weirdness about sex. Like. Right now. Because it's all conservative bullshit.
Manifesting a reality in which Inquisitor Lavellan disbands the Inquisition and becomes perpetual roommates with Varric. Her old situationship is an ancient elven god trying to tear down the Veil and his old situationship got elected Pope, and neither of them are even remotely close to being over it.
@captain-rbf-benson, this is for you, lol.
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Garfunkel and Oates did a whole song on this!
Come to the Human Cuisine Restaurant, we have:
Boiled grain
Flatbread with various toppings
Flatbread wrapped around filling
Fried lean meat
Stew of fatty meat and starch
Fermented vegetable
Oily sauce
Aromatic herbs
Stimulant alkaloids
Alcoholic beverage
See also: "abused potatoes," "tasty natural poisons," and "we ate this to survive famine."
*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem
Watching a friend play some Warhammer game, asking "is anyone in warhammer happy?" and then receiving a 40+ min explanation was the highlight of my day
I was like "damn, not even the emperor?" to which they replied, dead serious "especially not the emperor"
This guy is actually probably the happiest dude in all of 40k
What in the hell is going on in this game??? 😅 And why aren't I involved?
For weeks now, every time she goes outside my dog starts snarling at the overhang of the door. I thought another cat was taunting her, there are a lot of feral kitties in this neighborhood and she thinks they're the spawn of Satan or something. She's also been getting covered with red marks that I thought were mosquito bites, and whining when she scratches them. I was preparing to call the vet about it.
Today it's raining, and I saw exactly where she was staring while she yowled. There's a new wasp nest up there, COVERED with little yellow wasps.
I'm allergic to wasp stings, by the way. She's seen me fend them off before when she's in the garden with me, and we've been training her to alert to anxiety attacks so she knows i'm scared of them.
She's got pit bull and mastiff in her bloodline. And she got every ounce of protective instinct her ancestors could offer her. And this is a very, VERY good dog.
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....................................weird question, but:
do you think a mage would get any faint hint of lyrium if they blew a templar?
There's only one way to find out...
ppl: i yearn for the air ppl: i yearn for the water me: i yearn for the... dirt
Brood, I am taking this as proof that you guys are a system of Hobbits.
using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament
I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.
However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."
I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."
And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."
And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.
So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.
At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."
Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President
Well what ELSE were we supposed to do at the devil's sacrament????
Oooh, we got a new one!!!
A friend of mine had a tree fall on her house. No damage done, but there was a lot of tree everywhere. And she can't afford a tree service.
My husband responded to the news by presenting me with a brand-new chainsaw. I do love power tools. A morning of fun later, her yard is cleaner and our friends with wood stoves have firewood for winter.
This is what I mean when I tell people I'm an Active Communist.
Lavellan calls Solas "Fen'Harel" when she's annoyed with him. For thousands of years, that name inspired fear in Dalish children all over; now it means he's going to get the tongue-lashing of a lifetime.
And now it inspires fear IN HIM.
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if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde
*screams as loudly as possible*
Me opening up the half-finished draft of my ‘narratively creative’ Conclave fanfic:
