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Yall can call me Bitt! All pronouns, mix and match to your heart's content.

If you need smth tagged dm me or anon ask

My personal tags all start with "bitt of a" because reasons and also because it's punny :)

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Casual artist

#bitt of a thought for you #bitt of an ask for you #bitt of a blurb for you

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starglowy

#phm #astrofathers

arthdoesart

go signal

#eva stratt #ryland grace #phm

sycamorality

"why is the character like that" >look inside character >it's the author's subconscious attempt to love themself

sycamorality

this is meant positively by the way. sometimes you love the character so much you end up putting a piece of yourself in it to learn how it is to love yourself without realising and thats ok.

queer-eggman

If Carl was white everyone and their mother would ship astrofathers 😔

#phm #astrofathers

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nebulonvoid

One thing that I've noticed and appreciate about the PHM fandom is how much Grace gets passed around like a blunt.

That man is every color of the rainbow.

The man gets taken out of his fandom just to be passed around like a blunt in other fandoms.

He is the most aroace and pansexual agender man I have ever seen.

So far the running list that I've seen:

Rocky

Simon

Adrian

Carl

Rocky and Adrian

Stratt

Dubois and Shapiro (do not separate them, they come as a pair)

Ilyukhina

Yáo

Dimitri

Dr. Lokken

Tom Ryder

Driver from Drive (2011)???

Engineer Mark from In Space With Markiplier?

Din Djarin????????

Rocky again, but instead he looks like James Ortiz (i love seeing this one actually lol) (it's also good if human!Adrian looks like Meryl Streep)

More Markiplier????

Mark Watney

The 9th Doctor???

The 10th Doctor???

The 12th Doctor as well???

Like, let the man breathe 😭😭😭 he's practically just stumbling around, dazed, with a crazy amount of comical lipstick marks covering his face at this point lol

Edit: I've been told to add Tony Stark to the list. I don't know how this man got here, and I hate that I can see it

Edit 2: apparently I should also add Superman to this list??? Where are you all getting these ideas from??? (But, please, continue. I like wherever your crazy little brain's at)

Edit 3: okay, yeah, I guess Armando's on this list now. Didn't know that this guy was that freaky. (Also, apparently I need to add the three Captain Americas (Steve, John, Sam) which is kind crazy ngl. Where are all getting all these ideas from??? Please continue making Grace the fandom blunt, this is entertaining)

Edit 4: Odysseus. I don't have anything else to say bc I'm just... In shock

Edit 5: Shiro. From Voltron. How do you guys even come up with this stuff???

Edit 6: Robert Robertson III

#phm

suspiciouspurplelemon

i love the PHM fandom because there is no shipping war at ALL that I have seen. we all agree that everything is canon because it's all so good

grace is aroace

grace is eva stratt's idiot boytoy

grace is eva stratt's idiot boytoy (QPR)

grace is gay for markiplier

grace is gay for carl

grace is gay for rocky

grace is in a qpr with rocky

grace is in a qpr with rocky and adrian

grace is gay for rocky, adrian AND simon

grace is gay for rocky's voice actor

#phm

flippingthevan

Imagine Ryland and Carl are out walking around San Francisco when they happen to run into a group of Ryland's students. They stop for a moment to chat, and then one of the kids looks at Carl and asks, completely out of nowhere and with no filter: "Are you Mr. Grace's husband?" Ryland nearly chokes on his own spit. Carl doesn't miss a beat and just says: "Working on it."

The students think this is hilarious and immediately decide that their science teacher has the coolest boyfriend ever. Ryland spends the rest of the day pondering whether that was basically a proposal.

#LMAOOO #astrofathers #phm

Fui al carnicero y el señor dijo '!!! jaloguín....'

im wearing a michael myers shirt

i love mexicans, we're so cool

#ahora mi nombre es Jaloguín #gracias señor #bitt of a thought for you #🇲🇽

permanenteclipse

Fictional country: average fantasy

Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre

Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city

Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application

Real major city in fictional country: Chicago can be anywhere you dream of

#ayyyy windy city

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happylandfill23

i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die

captain-price-unofficially

"Is macready or childs The Thing at the end?" theorists are idiots. The answer is John Carpenter. It's in the poster. John Carpenter's The Thing. Dumbass

#INCH RESTING

fairygoulish

in the name of the indica, and the sativa and the holy hybrid, amen

jncos

vengaboys haiku

We like to party.

We like, we like to party.

We like to party.

shardanic

VIP commish:

"Liquid Steel" pt 1 for @ScarySerum

#natasha irons #dc

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beardedmrbean

#are you for serious rn

bisforbutch

Ngl guys I'm not very interested in Daredevil season seven or Hunger Games movie eight or Spider Man film nine or the 18th Batman theatrical movie or Marvel Movie 165 or Doctor Who episode 9000 or Supernatural revival number 3 or Walking dead spin off 84 or the quintillionth carbon copy cop show or the fandom resurgence of the first cop show or Fullest House or Zoey 105 or iCarly but a reboot this time or God of War 17 or Cyberpunk 2: double transphobia edition or the seventh individual season Dexter show or the 18th single movie reboot of the fucking Smurfs or gender bent poc retelling of Alvin in the Chipmunks show number 5: Alberta and the Chipmunks or the Boys just like in general or the 3rd Game of Thrones sequel show or the Witcher Animated Presentation 4 or White Lotus: Black Lotus Edition or the Bear if he was Latino this time or Titans season 9 but Nightwing is an actual bird like the animal or Regular show but with people: a second time, or Adventure Time reboot but less woke. Or a Steven Universe prequel or fucking. Jesus Fucking Christ, four episode limited Malcolm in the middle revival go fock yourself with a rusty spike are you fucking kidding me????

deltaomicronfive

Can you PLEASE put original art back on the menu??? Can you put original art on the phone??? Can original art come outside and play??? PLEASE????‼️‼️

deltaomicronfive

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