Don't Quote Me On That

Who. Who made the catholic priest Jason. The praying on the ground. Beads and blood. I can’t find it. I swear I follow whoever it is. Ive been searching for an hour. It’s 1 am. I have an exam tomorrow.

@/ lethologicaee did!!! They sell prints and theyre very worth it :)

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

[yoda voice] seven, six.

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

“imagine there’s no countries” fuck off john lennon how are we supposed to play the world cup without countries you ultimate scum

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is