just antishipper things ❤︎

wait so u and ur partner were born on the exact same day but u were full term and they were a preemie? umm no thats way too big of an age gap u pedagogy

PSA if you or your partner were ever a child at any point in your lives then youre not allowed to sexualize them because thats peddlephobia

daily reminder to not harass content creators over things that are make-believe :)

yeah sorry I installed an update and all your ships are problematic now

you expect me to curate my own internet experience??? in this economy???

screams and cries why won't everyone on the internet cater to my very specific ever-changing preferences???

I'm like super chill and normal I just think people who write fic I don't like deserve to suffer that's all :)

why would anyone want to write a fic about a dead dove??? why are you committing birder???

I saw goody proctor at the devil's sacrament writing smutfic about her problematic fave

if you have ever been a minor at any point in your life you are not allowed to have or even think about sex

I'll spend hours looking at art of fictional teens kissing, but anyone who ages them up to adults and depicts them doing anything beyond kissing is a pervert

if ur partner has body hair that's basically the same as having fur and that means ur into bestiality u freak

eww you like mini golf? that's minor-coded regular golf, you ped0

reading smut is a FETISH you're all depraved animals why can't people just stop being horny???