A comic (?) about my love of weird little bats for this halloween

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A comic (?) about my love of weird little bats for this halloween

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the four horsemen of the apocalypse
There’s something so exhilarating about discipline. I don’t know why, or how, but for some reason the difficulty and intensity of staying disciplined is so titillating. The knowledge that those tiny disciplined decisions each day are leading you to something so coveted, so big and so important is truly one of a kind.
I need to reblog this because discipline is something I struggle with and never heard someone discuss making them feel positive. Discipline to me is just the voice in my head yelling at me to do better, try harder, you're not good enough, and I of course always give up because it's difficult to appease that voice, who then calls me "failure." If the call to discipline made me feel satisfied instead of ashamed brow-beaten I would be unstoppable.
emperor kuzco was clearly gay
hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit
Okay, but just in case anyone is coming to tumblr dot com for my hot takes on 20+ year old kids’ movies: Kuzco super WAS gay (or at least coded as such) and of course, I didn’t get it until I watched it as a gay grownup.
He is played obviously camp and dramatic, for a start, and there is the aforementioned “hate your hair/not likely/yikes yikes yikes/let me guess you have a great personality” summary dismissal of all his potential brides. Then he spends dinner asking Yzma about Kronk (“so he seems nice? He’s what, in his late twenties?”) and otherwise being slightly obsessed with him.
Then there is the whole Adventure of Doom with Pacha, him being ever huffy about the Kiss of Life, and then the restaurant gag where Kuzco takes to playing Pacha’s fake wife and dressing up in ladies’ clothing with great gusto (reinforced by the waitress’ “bless you for coming out in public” remark when Pacha says they’re on their honeymoon). Then when he is finally de-llamafied, we don’t see him paired off with the obligatory girl from the lineup earlier, as might otherwise be expected in a Disney movie. Instead he is still single, but goes to found family it up with Pacha, Chica, Kronk, etc, which dare we remark is a very queer trope.
In short, I have no idea how a Disney movie with no white people (all the characters are Indigenous/people of color), a gay king, cross-dressing jokes, and the most offbeat plot of all time actually ever got made (can you imagine the Family Friendly Mouse doing that today? Let us also talk about Kronk because he is a brilliant deconstruction of both toxic masculinity and the musclebound henchman stereotype.) Other than that this was the Chaos Hour of animated movies in the late 90s/early 2000s, and yes.
So yes. There you have it. I will not be taking criticism at this time.
In response to the question “How did a movie like this get made at all much less by fucking Disney?” there was a recent Vulture article that outlines the whole shit show of a history behind this film according to everyone (writers, directors, VAs, Stings) involved. The gist of the story is that they fucked up making a whole, true-to-form Disney musical that never came to see the light of day SO BADLY that Disney switched directors, locked the writer’s room, and didn’t review a single script until weeks after the film was in theaters.
Please, read this article if you have some time. This story is wild, and involves directors being pitted against each other Bake-Off style and a shockingly intimate documentary created by the wife of Sting who, himself was heartbroken by the decimation of the songs he wrote for the film including cutting a fantastic Yzma villain song sung by Eartha Kitt that is SO DAMN GOOD but would not ever have fit the more nailed-down Yzma we would eventually come to know and love. It’s so catchy though, I’m doubling up on calls to action but please listen now:
holy shit read the article. it’s worth it and completely batshit
This is fucking insane
I’ve never adequately appreciated the batshit brilliance of this joke, I’ve taken it for granted
this website lets you listen to the sounds of all different forests around the world

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Americans will measure in anything except the metric system
So apparently this is just this guy's thing
Average american unwilling to measure using metric system factoid actually a statistical error. Measurements Georg who refuses to use metric system on 10,000 posts a month is an outlier and should not have been counted.
Planet Earth II (2016) Episode 05 “Grasslands” Directed by Chadden Hunter
Sweet south.
IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER
A series of fake numbers to leave behind.
1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.
605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy
888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!
866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”
206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.
Stay safe, people.
and dont forget the timeless classic 515-808-2362 that only plays the John Cena theme
402-882-2266 should be the Bacon Hotline. From Rhett and Link. Never called it tho
the comments on the video says it doesn’t work anymore :(

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y’all ever remember something extremely embarrassing and just feel horrible about it
Pro Tip: Try to think of something embarrassing some else has done. You probably can't. Which means no one else remembers the cringe thing you did.
wait that actually helps so much
Reminder to all my chronically ill friends this summer: check your meds! Photosensitivity is a common side effect.
I did not check my meds and was out in the sun for a very short time and got burnt to a crisp.
I didn’t even think to check until my ma brought it up and was shocked to see that it was an issue with so many of my meds!
Learn from my mistake and be extra safe. Wear/re-apply good sun screen, wear sun shirts, and/or stay in the shade!
Stay safe this summer friends ❤️
Trust God. That is all I can say.
God will send you the comforter.
That is the Holy Spirit. Believe it. Have faith.
And guess what? Tomorrow He’ll be with you. And always. Right now with you. Only growing you. Only loving you. Speaking life and truth into you.
Trust God. Even when you are in the dark. Even when there seems to be no hope, continue to hope in Him. He will not let you be disappointed.
Genuinely convinced we think too much...we should spend more time concentrating on stuff we're doing with our hands. Life would be better with an emptier head.

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hahaha
i love girls who are "high maintenance" like yes please continue to have standards for how you treat urself and expect to be treated