I'm not gonna say "whip" when I use the whip.

dreamt that walmart was doing some kind of sale where they partnered with a company called "freevaginaphotos.com" and when i bought something they also printed out a picture of someones vagina and gave it to me

you may have fucked my wife. however you failed to notice me sitting in the cuck chair and giving a suspenseful 👎 when you fail to please her. you also failed to notice my wife's giant battleaxe

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu

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“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

linkedin is the world's most popular roleplaying site & everyone on there is playing basically the same character