Playdoh's Cave

YUP

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly

please stop trying to convince me the cause is righteous and convince me the tactics are effective

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.

I’m gonna cry

omg the new emoji 🫪🫪🫪🫪

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Why wouldnt you just shoot him

You dont understand

oh

i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out