#1 most likely to be cloned

i work at the slug milking branch of cauldron and every time i visit another department theyre just watching contessa gopro footage and eating popcorn. starting to think we might be a fake conspiracy

modern AU Sylvester is unfortunately the most AI accelerationist guy of all time. he's the 1920s biopunk Sam Altman.

why didnt khepri yangban gregor the snail and make the whole squad slimy

why didnt khepri yangban gregor the snail and make the whole squad slimy

why didnt khepri yangban her lunch so it would only be 1/3rd the duration

what if you and the girl you were cloned from were both groomed into beautiful elegant killing machines for an evil empire but it turns out you have completely different gimmicks and then your girlfriend's boyfriend kills her while you're having your gay awakening offscreen. would that be fucked up or what.

for pride month lets all reblog bug4932s sigma stare taylor comic and get it back to the #1 spot

In my heart I know that Mary and Lillian were doing Farcille bathing scene shit on a biweekly basis

wait does biweekly mean every two weeks or twice every week?

they followed a strict schedule of every tuesday and saturday with occasional bonus interludes on thursdays

One of my all-time favorite Worm moments still has to be when Taylor meets Scapegoat. They trade injuries, he goes “you’re fucking blind?!” and spends the rest of the chapter being dragged around by his teammates while Taylor looks on thinking “I wonder if his power makes the damage worse for him?” Meanwhile she’s in so much less pain than before that she describes the feeling as euphoric. My dissociative queen 🪲