#1 most likely to be cloned

i spit out the first evil legend clone and the crowd goes neutral on gays. i spit out a second one and they start using taylor hebert words

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

alec would be a huuuge soyjak poster. he would say soyjak meme things out loud all the time. sending them in the undersiders group chat. it would be awful. cherish would come to recruit him and he'd be like cringe slaughterhousecels seething over based undersiderchads and cherish would just leave right then and there. to the disappointment of the rest of the team who were all secretly wishing he'd join the nine so they could legally kill him

You go back in time to 2001 just to stop wildbow from writing his early drafts of worm. and you don't do anything else while you're there

as a child I believed that I would eventually develop a resistance to broken glass as a normal part of like. puberty or something, I guess

pervert scion: you needed shorter skirts

unfortunately, my gorgeous and large-breasted wife Wormblr has become sick and is dying. very sad, but i accept condolences in the form of Vbucks, Gamercoin, Leetdollars, Ubernickels, Steam gift cards, Pixelmoney, Echidnashillings, Krousegold,

Alright, funniest/best setting for post-GM Taylor to get isekaied to. Everyone shoot

ward

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

nose sunburn :(

wasn't she that girl from Pact

i work at the slug milking branch of cauldron and every time i visit another department theyre just watching contessa gopro footage and eating popcorn. starting to think we might be a fake conspiracy