i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal
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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal
prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

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some animals are naturally blurry
apparently u can't add polls to posts from 12 years ago so i'm screenshotting it
what "level" are you
egg
hatchling
baby dragon
dragon
still a dragon
mega dragon
super hella dragon
UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers
Can they maybe not
you’re prejudiced against new ideas.
aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

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so many people post like they are from the dimension of No Misogyny because the misogyny all around them just registers to them as fine and normal
we are all posting from the dimension of No Misandry because we live on the planet earth
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>onions
>my onions
>caramelize my onions
watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

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hey if you’re stuck being in church this sunday here’s a reminder that it’s completely free to think about gay sex and no one can tell. the government doesn’t want you to know this but jesus thinks it’s totally cool
THANKS FOR BEING FUNNIER THAN ME
The thing that makes I and other transfems so uncomfortable when TME queers say they are envious of how our bodies are "so transgressive," is that its never about us existing as women in a society trying to deny that.
Its always that our bodies are transgressive because they see it as so at odds and incongruent with femininity. And its often demeaning they way they feel so comfortable talking so openly about our bodies in such a way.
Like there's not much difference in how I feel about a person going:
"Your body is so unlike a real woman's, you look like a certified freak! (Derogatory)"
and
"Your body is so unlike a real woman's, you look like a certified freak! (Affectionate)"
I'm not trying to be a freak that shatters ideas of gender by looking like a shocking incongruent amalgam of masculine and feminine traits. I'm trying to be comfortable as a woman and fighting ideas of gender by being a woman when others tell me I'm not allowed to be.
When someone, fawns over my body in such a way with out giving a damn about who I am it feels almost exactly like I'm just dealing with a garden variety chaser.
dysphoric
it's very disheartening to see people posting men they like from whatever stories they're into and being like he's like a woman to me BUT theyre not headcanoning this character as a trans woman theyre saying this character is similar to a woman in that he is bad at stuff maybe or isn't really where he wants to be in life but not in a gender sense like specifically in the sense of being pathetic and bad at things. like maybe he's in between jobs right now or maybe one time he cried. and this is womanesque behavior for a man to exhibit. and the people who say this? pronouns. sometimes even several. it really does boggle the mind.
before anyone gets silly please note that i am employing levity in the above post, and my shock at misogyny coming from people “with pronouns” is facetious. also if you recognize your own behavior in this post and are ashamed i will consider forgiving you only if you allow both members of your most cherished slash ship to transition. thank you for your consideration.

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Mettaton: Our next question; you can have sex with one real person from all of monster history; who is your ultimate lay?
Asgore: Id like to have sex one more time with my ex wife. Our relationship fell apart after our children died, but my body still yearns for her. The ultimate downside to finding "the one" is that things may collapse and leave you wanting.
Sans: I also choose that guys ex wife
every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on
When I’m going to get frozen waffles and ramen from Walgreens.
More things should be operated with big thumb switches and knobs and dials and shit.
Me, getting a drink of water at night.