Queering The Canon

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

also, on the topic of weird queen deltarune takes I've seen that personally have been bugging me. because being wrong about a character online somewhere I can read is a most greivous sin. I think we all need to put our personal beliefs behind us and agree that queen deltarune would love chatgpt. she would be saying "Lightners Love My Algorhythmically Generated And Factually Incorrect Articles" and things of this nature. I know it's hard to accept, but if you look inward you will find that you already know it to be the truth

"Queen would hate GenAI" is literally the same kind of bad take as the "Spamton would hate NFTs" we had a few years ago.

bespoke: trans women tend to be programmers because it's the closest we can come to being made of computers/robots/software.

that thing where your mouth salivates when you’re hungry, also known as mouth pre-cum

Getting wet in your mouth at the sight of a cracker, cookie, or other flaky bread-thing, call that pre-crumb

Remember that you can't kill everyone

Remember that you have to try

truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you

It is implied through gameplay mechanics that the two kingdoms at war in chess both formally permit regnal polygamy, allowing the King to take at least nine wives of equal status, and that marriage can be bestowed as a military honour, but curiously that honour - in stark contrast to the conventional attitudes of the aristocracy - can only be bestowed upon soldiers of the unlanded class, leaving great questions to be asked of the material interests and stability of these kingdoms' aristocracies

also, their horses lack limbs & their castles are small

yknow the smallness of the castles is FAR from their most interesting distinction from the noticeably immobile ones we are familiar with

does anyone have the one where he falls down only to get schlorped up into another slide

thank god