Queering The Canon

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"

Underground french cinema

A little update! My little bro is now my little sister. Please don't misgender her :)

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

its in theatres

flimsy mass-produced bullshit at hand-crafted artisan prices

3d printing

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

its gigglebait. its hehebait

there are so many beautiful women to leash or to be leashed by but unfortunately most of them are on the other side of the ocean. it's not fair, it's not fair at all.

this is why plane tickets should be free for lesbians

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

Victoria on seeing a werewolf: "Changer 5. 6 if I'm being generous."