watch me whip into depression

That's what straight women are like

God I’m so glad I don’t have Twitter

What the fuck

my ideal video game would be survival horror that slowly turns into a dating sim because the monsters think im cute

i am a single father and my daughter is going through that demon summoning phase but shes really successful with it and all of these hellish monsters keep showing up in our small rural village, however i am very cute and the monsters all want to kiss me

[talking about the body i inhabit] “idk i just work here”

why am I genuinely happy that Luigi cares about me

Well I-a do! I care for you and-a everyone! You’re number one, my friend! You! Are! Number! Oneeeeeee!!!

This is literally the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

Oh no! What a terrible thing to do, this information should’t be spread by reblogging it, that’s for sure.

Okay, I have to admit, using Disney’s own wifi to pirate Disney Plus shows is a stroke of absolute GENIUS

show us the possum 

Keep punching Nazis.

Turns out punching Nazis isn’t just moral, it’s shockingly affordable.

Cannot not reblog.

boy am i glad this has so many notes

reblogging because it’s gotten even better since last time

I love this post!

A good post

the day I do not reblog this is the day I’m buried six feet under

This is a fascinating connection, you should write a paper on this

I am convinced that, in general, people want to have families. Many, if not most, would be happy to raise children. But in order to have children and raise them, especially to do so well, people need happy, stable relationships, financial security and time to devote to - you know - actually raising the child. You need both money and time to do that. If people are not given the time and means to be able to create social connections and strong relationships, to devote to parenthood and family, then they are not going to do it. How can they?

If anything Millennials are out there trying to prove that we’re better potential parents than our parents were, because we’re practicing safe sex, using contraception and abortion to make sure we’re not bringing a child into a life that’s a financial mess where we’re working too many hours to even raise the kid. Prior generations complain that we were raised by TV and video games, and that may be true, but the thing is, we know that the reason we had to be raised by TV and video games is that their workaholic butts were never home to do it themselves, and we’re not going to do that to the next kids. And that may mean not having kids until conditions are right.

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