Fish Out Of Water

@crabussy

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.

[ID: Readers added context, This user admitted to being a little gay]

it’s what they would have wanted

happy moonwalk day

Things Michael Collins absolutely would have done given the chance.

@dove-does-stuff i think yuou would like this

come on dude come outside its the month of the grape harvest.

i think about this post at least once a week

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

Time to get hyped for Moon Day!

Yeah!!! 🌛🌚🌜

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position