miffy win

Church and Tucker are such clingy best friends, but the funny part is that they both think the other guy is the clingy one. Church is like, yeah, that clingy jackass is always asking me what i'm doing with the sniper rifle, and Tucker's like, yeah, that clingy bastard's always asking for piggyback rides, and Church is like, yeah, Tucker probably hates me but he always does what i say anyhow--get in the teleporter, bitch, and Tucker is like, yeah, Church probably hates me, but i'm always the first one he asks for help with anything--that guy couldn't do jackshit around here without me, and Church is like, every time i die, Tucker is up my ass about how much of a hassle it is to save me but he always does it anyway, and Tucker is like, i can't believe that asshole keeps coming back from the dead to hang out with us, he's like a bad ghost penny, and the angriest Tucker has ever been with Church, despite all the shit he's been put through because of that clingy bastard, was when Church left with Carolina, and when Church finally chooses the when and how he dies for the last time, he can't think of a better place than aqua armor, side by side with that clingy jackass from the canyon.

the actual answer to “who makes the first move” is “neither of them, and then church dies and tucker comes to terms with his feelings far too late”

Ugh.. the good vibes of blood gulch chronicles crew. Grimmons + chucker dynamic we still think about you

put grimmons + tex, church, and tucker on my island with the expectation that grimmons would become canon and then church would have to choose between tucker and tex but every time grif and simmons hang out they both end up upset and now tucker and simmons are in love with church. tex couldn't give a fuck about any of them and somehow it all feels in character

The fact that Rimmer is canonically a good artist and just doesn't persue it because of his father's obsession with the space corps being too deeply hammered into him saddens me

max, when i said "do something drastic at the start"; i did NOT mean spontaneously combust