Headcanon of the day:
Shane and Harris went to the same school and Harris saw this kid sitting alone during lunch and decided that is now my friend
Ofc they keep in contact over the years and Harris is the first Shane comes out too (after rose) and Harris is like “babes I thought we knew this”
Shane just stares at him for a while before replying “you couldn’t have let me know as well?” Then they laugh.
Harris freaks the fuck out when he hears Ilya is moving to Ottawa and Shane has to pretend that he has no fucking clue why Ilya is moving.
One day Harris invites Shane to one of the barbecues and he just says he’s bringing his old school friend named Shane. No one expects Shane fucking Hollander to show up. Not even Ilya.
Later that night Ilya is like “why didn’t you tell meeee???” Shane just turns to him with the most deadpanned expression and says “I did I talk about him regularly” and then falls asleep.
Ilya lays there staring at the ceiling for a while before he’s hit with several memories all at once the most prominent being the one where Shane tells him over the phone that one of his friends from school had pretty much gotten his dream job as media person with the centaurs. The other memories being little mentions of Harris here and there but all of them vague enough that he didn’t realize it was the same Harris
"you couldn't have let me know as well" is killing me actually
