Jessica Whitly’s Willing Doormat

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

adult life is crazy because you can be going through the most devastating and heartbreaking things while still having to go to work and do the laundry and grocery shopping

Me, currently simultaneously reading a cute and soft Zestmilla fic where Zestial gives Carmilla a massage and one where he hunts her through a forest 💅🏻✌🏻

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

Agatha: Before we take off, please make sure all small items are secure. Rio: Agatha: Don’t fucking say it Rio: I didn’t say anything Agatha: I swear if you say it- Rio: I haven’t said it! Agatha: Rio: Are you feeling secure? Agatha: FUCK YOU