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Eddie: I’m just saying that this time, I think Buck is right.
Hen: Ugh Eddie, you’re supposed to be on my side, you're my work husband, remember? You need to stop dickriding him!
Buck: Dickriding me is his favorite mode of transportation so try again.
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Eddie: Warm water tastes round.
Buck: And cold water tastes pointy.
Eddie: You really get me.
Buck: Wanna make out?
Eddie: Obviously.
Eddie: You know, Katy Perry was right, sometimes I too feel like a plastic bag.
Chim: Do we need to go visit the puppies at the animal shelter again?
Harry: Can we? I've never been, and I'm feeling like plastic too.
Hen: Guys it's 9 p.m maybe we can visit in the morning during working hours.
Buck: I got you Eddie, I have their live feed on my phone, come cuddle and watch the sleepy puppies with me.
Taylor: You do get I didn't come back to steal Buck away from you right?
Eddie: Not that you could if you wanted to, but yes.
Taylor: Damn, you are such a sore winner.
Eddie: Oh, trust me, I earned that soreness.
Buck: You've been staring at your closet for the past hour, what are you looking for?
Eddie: I have no cute clothes.
Buck: Be naked that’s cute enough.
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Theo: Buck I'm fast look!
Buck: I see someone had fun at the park.
*A vase breaks in the background*
Eddie: And that's my cue to leave.
Buck: You just gave him a ton of sugar and you're abandoning me?
Eddie: Well, yeah, that's your kid now.
Buck: I'm divorcing you.
Eddie: You'll have to marry me first.
Buck: Just you wait.
Buck: Hey, you're home early.
Eddie: Just got the notification that I'm ovulating, so pants off Buckley, it's baby time.
Maddie: *Slamming the fridge door shut once again*
Eddie: Didn't see you there, other Buckley.
Buck: Can I have my shirt back now?
Eddie: No, it still smells good.
Buck: You just told me to take a shower because I stink.
Eddie: That was so I could see you naked.
Buck, smirking: Wanna be naked together?
Eddie: Give me 1 minute to add the shirt to my nest, and I'll be there giving you oral support.
Buck, smiling: What are you doing?
Eddie, wiggling in Buck's arms: Recharging.
Buck: Do you mean hugging?
Eddie: Nope, just getting a little energy refill.
Chim: Please do not plug Eddie on the same couch we all use!
Eddie, getting up: And Chim just ruined it.
Hen: Buck, are you ok? You're looking a little blue.
Buck: ...
Ravi: Umm, I think Buck is choking.
Harry: Eddie, quick, give him the hymen!
Eddie: IT'S THE HEIMLICH!
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Harry: What is that noise?
Ravi: I think it's coming from the bunk rooms.
Hen: Buck probably fell asleep watching some documenta-
Chim, opening the door: Buckley, Diaz what the hell are you doing?
Buck: We’re just...
Eddie: Celebrating.
Buck: Yeah, we were just celebrating. It's national best friend day.
Hen: So you two celebrate without your clothes on?
Eddie: We just got so excited we started to sweat.
Hen: So sitting on Buck's lap while naked was the next logical step, got it.
Chim: Sorry Hen, but I can't celebrate like this with you, but you're still my best friend.
Hen: I understand.
Chim: Buck, get your celebration out of Eddie, both of you get dressed and go to my office, now.
Ravi: And I'm gonna go wash my eyes with acid, bye.
Harry: I'm going to pull mine out with a fork.
Ravi: Hey Buck, bro to bro.
Buck: What?
Ravi: What's up with you and Eddie?
Buck: Why would you ask me that during pride month?
Ravi: I think there's no better time to ask you about it, actually.
Buck: Why are you lying on the floor?
Eddie: Oh, because I lost something.
Buck: What is it, maybe I can help you find it.
Eddie: My balance.
Buck: Well, I still have some savings so don't you worry about money.
Eddie: You're so dumb.
Buck: Yet you are the one on the floor.
Chim, through their walkie-talkies: Stop flirting in the middle of the station and get off the floor!
Eddie, walking into the kitchen: Morning, lover.
Buck: Hey, babe.
Eddie: I gotta say, after last night, I'm a little weak in the knees.
Maddie: *walking out from behind the refrigerator door and slams it shut*
Eddie: ...
Buck: ...
Maddie: Here's an idea, you walk into a room… take a quick scan, but happy pride I guess.
*Hour 36 of a 48-hour shift*
Harry: Do you guys ever get water hungry? Eddie: You mean thirsty? Harry: Nope, water hungry. Ravi: I guess wanting to eat ice would fit that description? Hen: You understood that, I'm impressed. Buck: Right I forgot you still speak probie. Ravi: I'm not a probie anymore though. Chim: Just keep your eye on him and give him ice, water or gelatin to keep the water hunger at bay.
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Hen: Why do we have a twister mat hanging outside the station?
Harry: I couldn't find any pride flags and had to improvise.
Buck: Oh so that's why we're trending and getting called the pro tornado station on Twitter.
Harry: Where do we keep the pride flags? I've been looking for 1 hour already and nothing.
Ravi: Who knows, let's just put out the twister mat and call it a day.
Harry: You're a genius.
