ilya i need money

I LOVE YOU SHANE HOLLANDER!!!!!!!

straight playing gay shouldn't really be controversial because really 90% of gay men want nothing more than to see a straight actor fake get fucked in the ass. So who started this this discourse

i just feel like the clive slime bit is just a complete misrepresentation of hayden's character. like NOWHERE in the books or show does it suggest that hayden would like being called clive slime. the notion that he would just completely change his name to something stupid like that is so totally against it. hayden is portrayed as a good friend to shane, if a bit oblivious sometimes. clive slime is a name a child would give a drawing they made, it doesnt make any sense. i'm tired of people acting like their Insane headcanons are real, saying im deadnaming by not calling him by the name they made up. this whole thing is so frustrating and I really feel like half of you were watching the show with your eyes closed if u think its just okay to not only call hayden names, but misuse the term deadnaming in a way that minimizes the real harm deadnaming can do.

you will simply never make me care about some shit someone said or did when they were literally 15

ok good night i will be sleeping inside shane’s labia 💕

like a field mouse in a tulip

a field mouse you say

The best part of Heated Rivalry was when Clive Slime said “IT’S SLIMIN’ TIME” and slimed all over those guys

Hi

hayden pike has been found dead in roku city

is he okay

he’s alright but he died

again

scott hunter’s losing streak the podcast bros rag on him about is actually because he ate a mouse hayden after jackie fed him the blinding stew. it doesn’t fully blind him because he’s much larger than a mouse but he does lose enough peripheral vision to impact his play. he just blames it on a rat poison he’s not immune to yet tho.

oh vampire marleau has sex with shane (ilya said it was cool he's probably there) and he wants to come inside and they edge him by never inviting him to come inside. get it because he's like a vampire. is this thing on?

I have been enlightened today

to be clear, Hudson Williams could kill someone in cold blood right in front of me and I would still stan