Apr 6
i NEED rose landry to come visit shane and ilya and subsequently meet the centaurs. i know they would be so embarrassing around her: wyatt asking all these nerdy questions about the x-squad movies, troy trying to suss out if she knows adrien dela cruz, and holmberg trying to shoot his shot.
but they aren’t ready for the force that is rose landry. she matches their freak at every beat. and most importantly, she makes shane hollander hilarious. he’s drinking, he’s gossiping, he’s giggling, he’s divulging things about his and ilya’s sex life that he would never tell the centaurs alone.
and once the rose landry leaves with shane and ilya, harris is like, “wow, never thought i’d see shane hollander queen out. good for him.”
