the first and best audrina

sorry if my gorgeously sweet doe eyes misled you but I am actually deeply traumatized and insanely perverted.

is anybody gonna pet the gentle freak…….the gentle freak is gonna grow sad and anxious if nobody pets it……is nobody gonna pet the freak……nobody?…..nobody pet the gentle freak?…..

no matter how hard i try, nothing i write will ever be as fucked up as the stuff somebody who thinks they're creating a Wholesome AU with unexamined beliefs will make.

don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser

"why would anyone like loumand. they're miserable, they were never going to work out" well first of all that's the point so jot that down. second, two of the most attractive people on the planet are making out on your screen and you're complaining? they're engaging in never-seen-before levels of unhealthy bdsm dynamics and failmarriage and you're complaining????