charbotte

god i hope this hole i just dug for myself gets less deep

i cannot even stress how much i appreciate cute and funny transgender pornography. it gets me through the day

smorgasborg is such a funny word it should be used more often outside of the context of food

chat gpt should just give up ^w^

got into it with the yogurt again

we need more charlotte funksillyweird

do you understand. do you comprehend the nature of the situation that is occuring. at this present moment in time, as i type this, there are two books on my nightstand. one that involves a dragon. and one that is written by a lesbian

music that makes you vagina and/or anus throb and pulsate

yeah thats my beloved and respected mutual youre shit talking. go draw a horse with three legs or something

thank you for funding my sad ass toys :(

you guys i just made a new oc……..his name is dark shadow……..and he’s the dark shadow of death……..i think im going to kill him

its crazy how big my penis is i need to stop thinking about it. im becoming obsessed

when i say ill eat just about anything im being 100% serious. once i got in a car accident reaching for a french fry that had fallen on the floor

americans dont understand that dark chocolate comes from the dark caves while milk chocolate comes from the light forests

smoking weed and listening to pink floyd isnt psychedelia its actually atavism, a primitive way of life, a way that many many billions have lived before you. fossilized fossils of a lost world

ohhhh they were smoking on the beam and falling off it. okay got it

falling asleep wishing you has more time in the day :(