'Tis But a Scratch

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

new product concept. Creek Yogurt. you know what it is. CREEK YOGURT: You Fucking Bet Your Ass It Has Active Cultures

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

cannibal chappell roan: you can put a hundred boys in jars

vehicular manslaughter chappell roan: you can hit a hundred boys with cars

medieval torturer chappell roan: you can coat a hundred boys in tar

boy if you play that leitmotif one more time

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

never lose hope. somewhere, a middle-aged, gender ambiguous person with an advanced degree in an esoteric field and a fiber arts hobby could be crashing out and pinning all their remaining mental health on getting obsessed with your otp. any day now, the most elegantly written 100k fanfic you have ever read is going to hit ao3. it could happen. it has happened.

some blogs i follow for fan content but others i am 100% just there for the person so when theyre like oh sorry for turning into a so-and-so blog im like. i would watch you liveblog the phonebook.

“Do you ship...” Buddy I will ship almost anything if I think about it too long. I love love and situations

i love jewelry i love sparkly things hanging off of bodies i love adornment and meaningful intentional decoration