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they got pussy on this app?

you’re going to love again, find a job again, create art again, do what you love again, feel powerful again. you’re going to be back on track. i don’t know when, but you are going to feel like yourself again, eventually. this isn’t the end. hang in there.

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

#had to get a bunch of blood tests at Planned Parenthood and the lady said “you take pain so well”#And I was like flustered despite not really being into masochism at all#like c'mon that's scene dialog

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

Never met a sentence which I, in my over wrought sensibilities, bloated vocabulary, and only vague grasp of grammatical rules, could not hubristically endevour to make incredibly long

Never in my life have I encountered heretofore a string of words that, owing to my artistic and aesthetic sensibilities (which tend towards the baroque, much to the chagrin of my editors), I could not, over the course of minutes to hours, transform into a needlessly—and some might even say annoyingly, excessively, even masturbationally—long sentence.

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

big fan of a character seeking comfort in the arms of the thing that’s going to kill them. and i am psycologicalily normal too.

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

It’s just me and my stupid clit against the fucking world

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage