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the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

can you put that thing on a leash?

mwah is a very important word

people will call any story that depicts actual conflict &/or uncomfortable themes trauma porn & expect me to take anything they say seriously

& somehow its ALWAYS "this feels extreme to me because i cannot relate to it & thus it is not an Acceptable Amount of suffering" like cool Kaetliynn it just happens that not everyone lives in Suburb, USA & the worst thing that ever happened to you was that your parents got divorced when you were six

thats the wrong image

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

shoutout to artists who work slowly, artists who don't have time to make a lot of art constantly, artists who struggle to take breaks, artists who feel guilty for the rate at which they create, and all artists who haven't made art in months. you're still an artist and you don't need to feel bad for working at your own pace.

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.

dna is often explained as if it was computer code, but its important to remember its literally a bunch of physical strings. just as important as the sequence itself is how these physical strings are packaged and where proteins attach to them, because this determines which parts can even be read