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halo lore is so fucking funny to me. all it really needed to be was 'youre john halo and youre a badass space marine that doesnt afraid of anything' but instead youre a war orphan created by the space CIA to be a robo-pinkerton to put down galactic worker revolts, but luckily whole hordes of you were created right in time for the most evil alien empire to ever exist to make first contact with us by nuking a planet to glass

also, the evil alien empire isnt doing this because theyre evil, their trio of space popes asked an ancient sacred AI what the fuck humans were and the ai was like 'oh those are ants that god loves more than you' and the popes immediately decided the only way to keep their cushy jobs and big dumb hats was to annihilate the human race. it almost worked, too! luckily, one of the robo-pinkertons is so freakishly lucky an AI noticed the statistical anomalies surrounding him and took him in as her favorite little meow meow and now they have a toxic co-dependent relationship and are going to nuke alien new york

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

moon day is 20th July!!!

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

Apparently i'm throwing a tantrum but what are you supposed to fucking do when nothing you say gets paid attention to to this degree. Theres no polite words for how stupid they think i am.

wouldn't "protesting" be a more accurate/better concept to use than "throwing a tantrum"?

girl who has nearly a thousand followers on a dying website which hates people like her and who only talks to like two people in a day

she also makes so much good art, drawings and with other mediums too.

dnis are pointless but also if I find out any of yous guys vape on public transit... 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

A nyilvánvaló különbségek ellenére maga a folyamat semmiben nem különbözik attól, ahogyan Orbán Viktor eldöntötte, hogy ki lesz a köztársasági elnök.

Mmm. Magyar Péter letelefonált Baán Lászlónak, Rubik Ernőnek, Barabási Albert-Lászlónak és a többieknek, hogy “Kezdjük. Raj-ta.” Szerintem nem.

Hogy gyors volt, az biztos, de nem életszerű, hogy ő találta ki. A fentit a most következő, ideiglenes elnökről írta, vagy a sokéves mandátumú közvetlenül vállasztottról, aki utána jön elvileg? Ha nem lesz utóbbi, közvetlenül választott, az tényleg kínos.

Ez most egy atmeneti elnokseg lesz, a kovetkezot valaszthatjuk akar kozvetlenul is. O csak addig lesz elnok amig az alkotmanyozasi folyamat lezarul.

Semmilyen garanciád nincs rá, hogy belátható időn belül új alkotmány lesz, ráadásul olyan, amit népszavazáson nagy többség erősít meg.

romans didn't "copy" the greeks, they syncretized their religion with greek religion (a common thing among polytheist cultures. because religions believe their gods are real usually.) "european culture" is not an unbroken chain from the romans to now. i (european) (not american) (i live in europe) (in a european country) (i was born here) am not the inheritor of roman civilization because it was gone from the land i live in centuries before my country was founded there, by other people, who were not related to the romans. there is no unbroken chain here. i descend from other guys who weren't romans. my primary cultural influence is not roman. same with germans and brits, and the majority of the ethnic groups in here.

"Greco-roman culture is the basis of european culture [...] this is such a terminally american take" Ray and I are Hungarians 👍

thanks to my genius strategy of "i close every window as soon as it gets dark" all summer so far only one (1) mosquito has made her way inside. she tormented me for one night and then the next morning i saw her dead in a spiderweb, which like rip i guess, but it's also awesome. my spider army is repaying the kindness i have showed them.