Robot Yuri Forever!!

babygirl im gonna fuck you until you can walk #divinemiraclepenis

when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking

to see a marching band

I'm gonna say something controversial and I'm trusting everyone to be measured and calm in their response. I understand if I get flack for this but if my audience is as mature as I believe them to be then this should be fine.

I'm addicted to fat puffy nipples

I'm so fucking irritated at you for that five minute gap. I checked your blog four times for this

Had to work up the courage. It's hard being so brave.

the beach that. makes you dead

All my dickriders become my clit munchers when I have the bottom surgery of success

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

He’s so shy he died