GUESS WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT?

The thing is though... the chihuahua was actually a hybrid of a snake and a chihuahua.. so it had that venom shit snakes have... and when it killed the midget coward it felt very guilty... even tho it shouldn't... and decided to go on a killing spree....

It decided to kill a nonce called keith first, and went to her home. Then it killed her and then all the people trapped in her basement

While killing all of them the little chihuahua hybrid... whose name is... larry trottman bitch of the queen... thought it would be nice to visit its mum again... it has been 7 since it's seen the queen of england... and all that killing made it think of its mum again...

Larry trottman bitch of the queen used its wings (it's always had wings) to fly to buckingham palace where it met its mum. Then they went out and murdered all of London

It was a fun night... they did a lot of mother child bonding and larry felt like it was 7 again... this is where sharon... the queen's bodyguard who also got killed... comes in... sharon wasn't happy about being dead...

Sharon got out a spear and challenged them both to a legendary fight in the ruins of London. The Queen used her Karate skills to fight Sharon and Larry trottman bitch of the queen used its venom

After a long and seemingly endless fight with no one winning... larry trottman bitch of the queen and the queen herself suddenly realised that sharon was already dead... why had they both wasted so much energy on fighting a ghost..?

After contemplating why they bothered fighting a ghost they both traveled to France even though it doesnt exist and destroyed Paris using Larry's fire breathing abilities which hes always had

They didn't like being in a non existent country... it goes against their principles... so they tried leaving france again... but somehow they were stuck... there was a big fence made of human bodies and wood that didn't allow them to pass the non existent borders...

They used the power of 7⁷ to escape from france and went to another non existent country, Australia, which they took control of using 7⁷

They stayed there for 7... watching humanity come and go... as they never got older being the immortal assholes they are... when one day while killing a few people larry saw a tiny human called nessy...

Larry kidnapped Nessy and made do all the work. Then one day Nessy tried to escape so they had to kill him. They decided they had enough of Australia and left

But where to... larry couldn't decide... and his mother couldn't decide either... when they encountered a stupid little frog that yelled at them to just... fucking disappear you old ass immortal fucks get a fucking life... larry and the queen started crying...

They took a nap for 7 to process what just happened and dreamt of killing people. When they woke up they decided to get a life

They absolutely did.... the queen got into kitting sweaters for larry... and larry itself found a way to turn other chihuahuas into snake hybrids as well...

You are so right... almost as wholesome as my cookie...

Yess exactly... aw how beautiful...

Definitely doesn't have eyes that stare right into your soul

If one has a soul that is... of course not...

I have many souls

Of course you would.... where do you store them btw...

That's a secret

Oh no... hey we should add the gif of that non existent country to this convo...

It's not actually a gif

Oh what is it then...

A super short video

Ah I see... that's cool though...

Definitely. It gets rid of the country that doesnt even exist

A great contribution to the general knowledge that exists...

Exactly

Precisely...

Perfectly

You are sooo right...

I'm always right about everything

That is highly debatable....

No its not

It very much is... I have like 7 debates about it...

Almost as debatable as you saying you're not stubborn

Me not being stubborn is nothing but the full truth... why debate on the truth...

Fucking lies... I'm anything but stubborn... this is such a lie...

The meme never lies

It does if you're the one that created it...

I didnt create it the meme appeared fully formed

Right... of course it did... liar.....

I have never lied once in my life

Somehow I have trouble believing that...

Ask anyone. If they say I've lied, then they're lying

Is that your bulletproof plan...

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memories :)

if anyones ever rude to voidy i will not hesitate to commit arson on them >:(

Unfortunately this shit is unavoidable. It’s never happened to me but I do get dirty looks whenever I use my cane outdoors

i am going to be convicted of arson many, many times

if anyones ever rude to voidy i will not hesitate to commit arson on them >:(

Wow really?

Yeah you guys probably didn't know... cuz I never even talk about it...

I dont even know what that picture is

Haha of course not... you have never seen it before... how would you...

What is it

Wouldn't you like to know....

I guess I'll never know now

I guess so.....

RIP In Peace, bye Brainy

Bye cbale...

ill miss u stupid idiot ;-; dying

i love how you knew it was me che cazzo

Hahah... che cazzo indeed...

i was looking throuhg our old dms n ur so nice like bruh

Hahah why would you do that man...

fuck u too bro <3

i love how you knew it was me che cazzo

Hahah... che cazzo indeed...

i was looking throuhg our old dms n ur so nice like bruh

i love how you knew it was me che cazzo

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

I’VE WAITED 2 FUCKING YEARS TO POST THIS BECAUSE I MISSED 420 2 FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW

Uh… what are you doing miggy…?

Why would I… I’m not gonna tag myself… why are you doing this anyways…?

Haha… you should call miggy instead… he’s the one that made the rule… not staff…

@not-my-brain hi

@not-my-brain well i was obligated

Really michael… really..??

@not-my-brain Sorry dude

Mhm…

@not-my-brain hows life and what does life

Damn… tf would I know…

@not-my-brain hewwo OwO

Oh saying nothing again… thank you… that’s fucking great… :)

@not-my-brain how are You doing this fine day

Just fucking fine… going through 700 notes saying someone tagged you in a post… oh and guess what… it’s always the same post… isn’t that hilarious…?

@not-my-brain rip bro I feel for you xxx

Well clearly you don’t… :)

@not-my-brain Heya! Happy to tag you!

Eh, been better @not-my-brain How about you?

I would like some coffee

Same…

Went to a baseball game yesterday… Cincinnati vs Atlanta, we were cheering for my home town Atlanta but Cincinnati is 2nd best…

Oh damn… they lost…?

You too jaeden…

@not-my-brain  yea.. I think sorry

Damn…

Did you now… ayyee… that’s better…

I did bitch  aye…fuck you

@not-my-brain why do you like periods so much

I’m sorry what now…?

Ah… that’s nice… wielokropki… nice…

@not-my-brain did you know that pigeons vomit milk into their youngs mouth?

@not-my-brain REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ayye… that’s a… great thing to add… fucking wonderful..

Fucking wonderful….. Just like me.

Fuck yeah bud… wait.. I just realised… you’re panic boy..? You changed something on your blog… right…?

Changed my header, title, picture and colors

Yeahh… that makes sense…

Yeah…. I guess so

Whoop @not-my-brain

Lol whats up @not-my-brain besides getting tagged every 5 mins 😂

Damn… that’s shit bud…

Still nothing much..? You okay there bud…?

Lol gl getting tagged lmao @not-my-brain

…..thanks

Oh damn… you got like two hours left… have you tried music…?

I share a room :/ @not-my-brain

Wait… don’t you have earbuds… headphone things…?

Ah… so you’re just gonna stay up..?

Well… just make sure to drink coffee when you have to get up…

Noo… rip… without coffee ya dead… no…

….rip

Yo so I got one question. What the fuck is this post? I mean I see 50 different ones of it and each one is really long…

Oh yeah… uh… that’s timwbl bud…

HEY @not-my-brain This is a long ass post

Hey thanks… I fucking know… did that stop you from tagging me and making it even longer… no it fucking didn’t… :)

Yeah @not-my-brain well it’s definitely really long now…..:))))))))

@not-my-brain don’t you love long posts like this? owo

Aren’t these fun, @not-my-brain?

owo @not-my-brain

<3 @not-my-brain

Oh ye… thanks…

uwu @not-my-brain

Ayye… I might use that to end this post…

Hm… makes sense…

Oh of course not… I love it… it’s so… fucking awesome… right…

I have a feeling you’re planning to be that someone… if not… someone just got the idea to do this… if anyone just put that post in their queue I’m gonna throw shit…

remember this one guys

hmmm reminder that i’m the number one backyardigans fan

thought y’all were getting too comfortable

what if im the number backyardigans fan