nonbinary catboy

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

i cant believe that there's still gamergate STANK on games that women enjoy. NASTY misogyny residue. stardew valley is in fact a video game. animal crossing is also a video game. so are otome games and dating sims and twee little cozy games. sometimes a bitch doesnt wanna play bloodborne that shit's hard

guys who mainly play 2k and fortnite will still be like oh youre not a real gamer for having 1000 hours in stardew. mother fucker you're larping as a basketball player

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

The CIA did some neferpitou shit to charlie kirk & now they got him in a lab covered in frankenstein stitches using his body to train S.J.W Bush

Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.

Unfortunately your kids might also talk like Tumblr users. My daughter said "Get cherished, idiot" to her cat yesterday.

Children usually do pick up their parents' native languages, yes

Damn, if there’s anything my most recent post taught me it’s that we really haven’t moved on from transmedicalism and exorsexism as the norm in trans spaces huh. Yeah I’m sorry but binary trans folks if you feel that upset and targeted by a post saying you’re not actually advancing trans liberation by mocking the rest of us then maybe grow the fuck up? “I just want to be NORMAL” man, me too! I would love for my identity to be considered normal. Unfortunately members of my own community are eager to throw me under the bus for .5 cisheteropatriarchy points as soon as it’s convenient, which surprisingly is deeply unhelpful.

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

a 500 word short story with the same plot as your novel that explores how quickly the problem could be solved by sonic the hedgehog

sonic heritage post

I’ve never seen this one before and it just punched me in the fucking face.

Just like Knuckles did to Sonic

@coffeedrunk

If you were ever taught not to bother anyone unless it's really, really important, you might now struggle with the idea that no really, your friends would love to hear from you just because and not only when one of you is in crisis