Im Back I Guess

This spider exists somewhere and only google knows

Oh that’s just the typical arachnid in Australia

Typical juvenile spider in South America.

Well, that’s the way to put all the weight on my shoulders… Still, let’s give it a shot.

Let’s do it!

I JUST SAW A REALLY CHUNKY RACCOON ON MY WAY HOME FROM WORK

This has the positive, opposite energy of my day today when I passed a Canadian Goose, rolled the window down, and called it a bitch. 

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

Big ole’ pigs.

I NOW KNOW WHY WILD BOARS WERE SO DANGEROUS IN THE DARK AGES HOLY SHIT; RICHARD III I TAKE BACK ALL THE TRASH I TALKED ABOUT YOUR HOUSE CREST GOOD GOD THAT’S TERRIFYING.

Also, don’t let the size full you, they can run as fast if not faster then your average dog. Those fat pink fuckers will come for you!!!

That was a serious threat and I’m afraid

Why are pigs up there with apex predators

I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”

I literally think about this post every day

Alright… why does simon have to make the post… and what guidelines…?

i mean its fair. ill put my notes in i guess!

Alright… why does simon have to make the post… and what guidelines…?

im interested... ill be posting this

I second this

Excuse you… she’s never sent hate… we’re always having friendly conversations…

i agree with brainy. obama is hilarious