The One Who Found Neverland

shakespeare was so funny for that scene where the antagonist tells the protagonist “let the record show that i AM into women THAT BEING SAID holy shit, thou mars, seeing you here is like an even better version of my wedding night. like WAY better. i’ve been dreaming about you every night for years, and in my dreams we take off each other’s armor and beat each other to a pulp and i wake up all hot and sticky 👍”

still being active on tumblr is camp

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

i'll outlive everything you love

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

the best episodes of taskmaster are ones that make me have to google greg davies bisexual just to see if anything's changed since the last time i googled greg davies bisexual

the belief i have in my ability to carry any amount of stuff home if i am equipped with my backpack and two reusable totes is hubristic to a degree that the achaeans fighting at troy could only have dreamed of

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

louis' brain is a gentle at times tragic at times bittersweet narration with magical classical pieces in the background and lestat's brain is an acid trip of jumping back and forth in time, focusing on extremely specific arguments for too long and a thousand intrusive thoughts per second. i love this show

iwtv seasons one and two was like being tucked into bed and read a heartbreaking story by Louis du pointe du lac. The Vampire Lestat is like your blackout drunk uncle trying to tell you an anecdote at a family gathering