The One Who Found Neverland

A neurotypical must have a thorough knowledge of mood regulation, time management, sleep hygiene, all the modern social cues, to deserve the word; and besides all this they must possess a certain something in their posts and manner of dressing, their tone indicators, their small talk and expressions, or the word will be half deserved.

bring back romance like tying your enemy to a chair and impaling his shoulder on a unicorn horn while he screams in agony

polyamory would not always fix the love triangle. sometimes it would make it much, much worse. but they should do it anyway

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever