stand back and let the bus pass

if I saw a loud noise I'd look at it just like this

reading isn't enough I need to swallow the book whole

i love abortion and i love divorce

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

eyyyy macarena

i know they say no one is coming to save you but why the fuck not

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

they should let you comment on job listings on indeed. let me tell the employer offering $18/hr for skilled labor that they're smoking crack if they think they're actually going to fill that position for that money

girls will be like “this shade of green 😍” about every shade of green they see, and they’re right