whit

sorry i said gay when you and your buddy had a massive falling out and tried to kill each other. it just kinda looked like that.

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

If you feel like you look weird or ugly it's really vitally important that you look at yourself really really closely in the mirror and mess with your skin until it gets discolored or damaged and yeah

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything