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begging greg davies to start wearing that gay little hoop earring from the cleaner in his daily life... begging on my KNEES.. please greg

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couldn’t decide which one was the most true
why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do my doctor and psychiatrist and therapist want to use an ai notetaker during our appointments. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID
since john robins and elis james are going up and down the m25 ranking service stations quite publicly i'd like to remind everyone of who the original and indisputable king of uk service stations is: alex horne!
his contributions to the service station industry range from articles, to several youtube videos professing his love, to an entire rap song with the horne section on their podcast, and constant mentions and reviews of them in the footnotes of his book. this man is dedicated to the cause like no one else will ever be
saying this as a lesbian who loves women's boobs--sexually, even! but i don't think that we as a society should consider breasts inherently female or inherently sexual. a flat chest should not be seen as the "default" for gender neutrality but instead just one way a person can present. boobs should be normal. anyone of any gender can have boobs

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Heart-shaped bear lumbar vertebrae at the Hunterian Museum, London
can you imagine being in high school rn jesus christ
And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???
i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep
it's really embarrassing how much self control i have to exert when you put me in front of a tray of convenient and tender meat like if you put meatballs in front if me the fuckers are gone in milliseconds. same true of roadted brussels sprouts or basically anything that's a nice little dense and textured morsel. i am the hors that d'ouvres
do not stand at my plate and snack. that shit's all mine. please give it back. i am the dozen hors that d'ouvre. i am the meatball's gentle curve. i am the cracker's butter crunch. i am a thousand grapes for lunch.

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secretary birds look pretty normal but for some reason people have collectively decided to photograph them like they're [takes a moment to find an acceptable way to say this] women
<-normal bird photography | typically reserved for pin-up posters ->
When I was a child, I had the distinct feeling I wasn’t like other girls. Not in a misogynistic quirky way, I had a difficult time fitting in with my peers and it caused me a great deal of consternation. It as very difficult to articulate what was different and I would lay awake at night wondering why what the fuck was wrong with me. Then I realized I wasn’t like other girls because I wasn’t a girl.
the average person loves to be like "i choose to voice my discomfort louder than you do so therefore my discomfort is greater than yours"
we’ve had enough shows like the pitt what i desperately need is an absurdist but sincere fourth wall-breaking the office-style series set in an A&E

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no no no this is my current problem do you have ANY idea how hard it is to claw yourself out of the fanfiction pit when you're self employed
text: Quit your job. Read my fanfiction
t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING