things do change

buzzkilling isn't cool and subversive anymore. there is so little buzz and i'm taking it where i can get it

with its threatened status, we’ve shifted to a buzz capture-and-release program

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

ENJOY THE LITTLE THINGS… FOR ONE DAY YOU’LL LOOK BACK AND REALISE THEY WERE THE BIG THINGS!!!!

madonnas’s new album is fantastic but it’s also a reminder to myself to never let people or society tell me who i am or what i “should” be doing.

fighting to the urge to ask “what do you honestly think about me and please provide as much detail as possible”

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

why are you as an adult watching things at full volume in a public space

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out