things do change

the little booklets in cd cases with pictures of the artists are there so you can caress them gently with your fingers btw they teach you this in compact disc school

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

I don't know anything about ornithology but I do have some experience being a bird (was cursed by a witch for a couple of weeks) so I get it

what doesnt kill you makes you go out walking on sunny days until you end up on a tree-lined street where you can look up at the gaps of sunlight and realise you miss them more than anything

bauhaus. in the middle of baustreet

Oh no.... not my bed and my pillows and my blankies..... sure would suck if I.... got snug as a bug in there.... whatever would I do......

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

why do men hate going to the doctor so much

we yearn for just crawling into a dark place and dying alone like a dog

why don't more of you do it then

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do