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begging greg davies to start wearing that gay little hoop earring from the cleaner in his daily life... begging on my KNEES.. please greg

#suits him so well #TOO well #also begging everyone on here to watch the OG german version of the cleaner (der tatortreiniger) if they can #so so good #i cried like a baby at the end #bjarne mädel steals the fucking show #it's part of what makes me hesitate to watch the UK version #cause i'm worried greg's sense of humour might bother me a bit in the context of the show #and i'll constantly be comparing the two versions #but that‘s irrelevant to this #greg davies

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hyperlexichypatia

IDK I think if cis men are being told that being fat will lower their testosterone and make them Insufficiently Masculine, and cis women are being told that being fat will raise their testosterone and make them Excessively Masculine, and fat trans people are being denied the right to medically transition if they're fat, and thin trans people are warned against HRT because it will make them fat (and this is said about both testosterone and estrogen HRT), and androgynous-presenting people are told that only thin people count as androgynous...

Then maybe...

Maybe...

Maybe the weight loss industry is just using Gender to enforce fatphobia.

byjove

idioms are always funnier in languages you do not understand, especially when a native speaker is struggling to explain and actively digesting how ridiculous it is in real time

georgeismyprincess

me when my partner tries to explain what suskikusen (I don’t know the spelling that’s the phonetics of it) is in Finnish and why the blazing heck they names our cat it.

georgeismyprincess

for references, they named our cat “ski into a pine tree” or “ski straight into a tall tree” depending on who you ask. It’s a “get lost” in Finnish. very useful saying

…when we’re not naming a cat

byjove

That is such a Finnish way to say fuck off and a hilarious name for a cat. Paints a vivid picture of the cat’s personality.

kaylmao

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

seeminglydark

Last minute print for upcoming conventions, it’s a lifestyle.

They may see me as a weed, or a menace to society, but I’ll spread my hope far and wide and they'll never get rid of me✨forever growing out of the darkest of places. through the cracks and fissures.

lost-amongst-the-stars

[ID: art of dandelions overlaid with the text "Be a menace"]

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charlottan

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

gondorrevealparty

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

gondorrevealparty

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

charlizetheronsbush-official

nighthaunting

thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision

beesmygod

mri accident is literally one of my biggest anxiety freakouts. i dont care about being in the tiny loud tube, im so scared of a secret piece of metal i dont know about in my body will tear through me like a knife through butter. what if i ate a quarter in my sleep

neutral-wizard

Quarters George who eats a $10 roll of quarters every night is shredded into a fine mist my the MRI

its-grape-juice-i-swear

TIME TO POST ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE IMAGES!!!!

Back when I worked at the hospital, I had to take MRI training and it was my favorite thing every time. It was only like 10 minutes long and went a little something like this:

Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding!

1) The ______ is always on.

2) The Magnet is ______ on.

3) How often is The Magnet on?

4) The Magnet is always __.

5) The Magnet is always on. T/F

6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F

7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F

8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you.

9) Is The Magnet ever off?

10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F

Thank you for taking MRI training. We hope you learned that The Magnet is always on, because it is. It's on Right Now and it will be on every time you come to the MRI. Have fun and remember: The Magnet is always on!

I love you MRI training. The Magnet is always on.

bestiolin

chainmail-butch

Images that go hard as fuck

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sourhearts

when someone blocks you you should automatically be told which post was the final nail in the coffin

assaultmystic

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

evilneo

autistobrat

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

diamondseaside

thinking bout 2019 and how i took her for granted

#truly #gained my wings that year lol

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whaile

late summer / early fall thoughts

victusinveritas

Minseo Kang aka 강민서 (South Korean, b. 2001, South Korea) - Eros, 2025, Paintings: Tempera on Wood

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