retiring to your chambers >>>>>>

not to suck my own dick but i’ve pulled myself out of some really dark places and i continue to do so

there's just something undiagnosed about you babe i want you so bad

How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

they should invent a living alone that is affordable

Reblog to hide prev’s shoes as a gesture of love

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

I never thought I would live to see a "your mom" joke that doesn't degrade their mom.

maybe it's because i was raised catholic but churches shouldn't look like furniture stores

does anyone know if its worth the potential disappointment to have hope for a better tomorrow

i wish romance was real and not just displaced longing for what was missing in the past