fictionalrachel

How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

i like when you see a little lizard go skittleskittleskitter and then stop & do some push ups

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

I have to put them in timeout until I have some emotional detachment to them so I can finally delete them