Dumber By The Day

So is anyone at the top gonna invoke any of those 'checks and balances' I kept hearing about in civics class to keep the supreme court from singlehandedly turning the US into a christofascist theocracy or are they just gonna shrug and ask for more campaign donations so they can continue to wave dinky rainbow flags once a year

I love when you see someone reblogging a text post multiple times because you don’t know if tumblr glitched on their end or if the post, “who else up garging they goyle” really fucking resonated with them and they just had to rb that mf 4x

words cannot describe the childlike wonder and joy felt when you enter a restaurant and they have those fancy soda machines capable of creating Wondrous Concoctions

His clear mental health issues and swagless breakdowns have captivated me

I need to find someone who worded this better but. This is your friendly reminder that a woman can be as masculine as she wants. A man can be as feminine as he wants. A nonbinary person can be feminine and masculine and androgynous and whatever they want: everyone can! Your expression and appearance and hobbies etc do not have to conform within a box to be allowed to exist, do not have to match those rigid lines of societys expectation of gender roles in any way at all for you to Be the Gender you Are. You are the gender you feel you are. Your expression can be and is whatever you want, and does not have to match up to expectations.

wait, you’re telling me the meek will inherit the earth?! Fuck yes! Back under the log, everyone!

flirting w girls will have you adding “:3” to the end of your messages to show you’re nonthreatening. like letting a cat sniff your hand before you pet it