just a word nerd

I have never been the same since someone pointed out that kid spy stories are usually stories about kids who have to pretend to be normal when their brains are in fact operating on a different level and they get to be the hero

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

crossfaded on apple slices and peanut butter

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

the only “data centers” we need are public libraries

ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

Evil Shakespeare be like: MacDeath

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue