Corpses Talk But Ghosts Remember

evil park with a sign that says “please feed the bears we are trying to make them as fucked up as possible”

oh, is it talk about the Libertarian Bear Fiasco time? I think it’s talk about the Libertarian Bear Fiasco time

Bro

y’all still beat your meat? lol

what do u beat

evildoers

cant believe this was a 15 year slowburn PSA for getting ur tetanus shot

die to go to super hell for being gay or live to die in a vampire juggalo barn accident

Please do not contact me about the Supernatural ending I know everything and there’s not a single post I could make that will come near touching the sheer parody of itself that was its finale. Nothing I say will be funnier than what they did to themselves. Maybe now humankind can finally start to heal.

Never mind my friend Sera just told me on the phone that she thinks the Impala ascending physically to heaven is what creates the Catholic canon in the Pixar’s Cars universe

the inherent shame of beginning… dont look at me while i learn

big fan of walking in the rain. hate the concept of wet clothes. i am tired of life and its obscure sufferings

Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

Reblog to save a life

if you scroll past this just because it doesn’t affect you personally, i see you.

seriously is there anything sexier than sustainable farming

https://uquiz.com/cxxqJ3

what is a student. a miserable little pile of emails.