Jeah.

immovable object is an amazing description for a person who once said “I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.”

what if the joker just did normal clown shit like spray people with prank flowers and make balloon animals but batman beat the shit out of him anyway

i still don’t really understand how tumblr ended up being my primary social media. like how did i and everyone i know look at this horribly designed shoddily coded microblogging platform with a user base full of teenagers and which desperately wants you to use it in any way other than the way we use it and think “time to live my online life here for several years”

@puncromancer

Oh, he’s good.

I don’t know whether he deserves an Oscar or a restraining order.

I die laughing at this every god damn time. The prayer hands are so fucking funny

Zack zackary Jack jackary

Jon Jonathan Ron Ronathan

ben benjamin gwen gwenjamin

Phil Phillip Jill Jillip

Mick Michael Dick Dichael

Vlad Vladimir Chad Chadimir

Is this how George R.R. Martin creates character names?

1920s shitposting

This is why I keep my tumblr account folks. This content right here.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART

The notes on this!!

Awww

“Can i pick u up on thursday?” AWWWWWWW

lol he just wanted to buy her some superman pjs that werent on sale??! ~