feifiefofum - i smell the stench of a mortal man

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

Oh dang, super glad you like that one 😳

I'm not necessarily rooting for the US in the world cup but I do think it would be funny if they made a deep run if only because I feel like, for countries that are actually good at international football, "You lost to the USAmericans" would make for god tier trash talk

Imagine you're from a country where this sport is like a national civic religion and you lose to a bunch of dork ass losers who call it soccer. There's no coming back from that

I thought the USMNT making a deep run and embarrassing some European teams in the process would be the funniest outcome for them in the World Cup but Trump using FIFA's limitless appetite for corruption to get a red card overturned for their game against Belgium only for them to completely embarrass themselves, play way worse than usual and lose by 3 goals is SO much funnier holy shit that's incredible

This is already happening – one of the softwares used by a museum I work at only lets you talk to a human help agent if you have their premium subscription. It's such bullshit

the fact you are not the only one in these notes saying "no this is already happening; i have to pay money to speak to a representative" is just... really awesome! you said a software used by museums is doing this shit? okay! great! wonderful!! anybody know where i can scream

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

WE ARE NOT LOOKING RESPECTFULLY :D

#yeah but who’s his drift partner. a crocodile. just a crocodile. its not a special or humanoid croc its literally just a croc strapped in.

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE REBLOGGED THIS BUT I DON’T CARE BECAUSE IT HAS IMPROVED EVERY TIME

If a person's friends are racist and they don't care because it doesn't impact them or they try to reframe their buddy's racist behavior as something else, they are also racist, okay? 🫶

Also if your friends are saying racist, antisemitic and otherwise heinously weird things about people, you may want to consider just not being their friends instead of just sending anons to the people they're talking about. 🫰

A lot of the notes in this post are to the effect of "But I should stay friends with them to change them. They need to be helped and changed." And that's fine if that's what you want. But, at a point, one has to accept that they have chosen to strive for the redemption and rehabilitation of a racist over making one's circle and one's life a safe space for BIPOC. And accept that, to many BIPOC, that decision may become a demonstration of their priorities and the value they attribute to people and communities.