The Legend of Short-pants

fuckkkkkkk did you know that if you spent way more money and time and effort and boughg a bunch of specialized equipment and specialty ingredients and had your trust fund manager give you a kissy on the cheek and wipe your ass and do your taxes you can make a pizza that is slightly better than fast food

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

gyarudos.

do I know how to deal with you now?

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Day 12 - Tactical Harvest

Fun outfits in Pelican Town 💖✨

Sometimes you can just feel yourself melt away- drifting further and further from reality- and it makes you scared- and it makes you sad- but asking for help feels useless- and opening up feels like a lost cause- so you fade away- little by little- until you can’t even recognize yourself- until there is nothing of you left to save- until you are nothing but a shell-

A sound soul dwells within a sound mind and a sound body.