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remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat
linguini is the only millennial character ever written correctly
idk guys do you remember when The Force Awakens first came out?? it was just before Christmas in 2015 and it was the first time you’d ever been old enough to really process a new Star Wars movie coming out and to see the opening crawl in theaters, and you saw this no-name girl from a sand planet messing around with speeders and putting on her helmet while she chewed on her dinner and you saw this ridiculously beautiful Black man say fuck-you to the Stormtroopers and emerge into a brand new world based off his instinctive conscience alone and you saw this rebellious pilot zipping around with the cutest damn droid you’d ever seen and Princess Leia was General Organa and the no-name from Jakku was making friends with Han Solo & Chewie and the villain was this obvious stand-in for the alt-right and the Black boy was swinging the lightsaber and there were enough homages to the original trilogy that you were delighted but not enough that it was overwhelming and then LUKE WAS SUDDENLY THERE AND THEN THE MAIN THEME STARTED PLAYING OVER THE CREDITS and everyone spilled out of the theater all talking over one another with excitement, and you came home and got on tumblr and everyone i mean EVERYONE including Oscar Isaac was going nuts over stormpilot and making BB-8 memes and there was that one fic in the reylo tag that was just “rey picks up kylo and slam dunks him into the trash. she’s a lesbian and this ship sux” and obama was still president and like, all of a sudden Star Wars could maybe be for people who weren’t annoying gatekeepy straight cis white nerd guys and the blasters went pew pew and the lightsabers went nrewwww and there were robits and starships and it was exciting and fun and wonderful
and then rian johnson or fuckin something
Redditors design worst volume sliders possible
Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )
Well, this post went a bit nuts.
That last one honestly belongs in hell
ALL OF THESE HAVE ME WHEEZING AND CACKLING SO MUCH
All found in the comments but not found in master post, you’re welcome :).

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Is the implication here that:
a) Kermit has worked with him so long, he should know Gonzo has no dignity
b) Gonzo has worked with Kermit this long, only because he has no dignity
c) Gonzo has no dignity as a result of how long he has worked with Kermit
What’s the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
change your fucking url jeff
Yeah
I want to steal the big glittering trackball out of a super monkey ball arcade cabinet
item of unimaginable power
Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.
Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??
Zuko: I mean they’re politicians.....but also who, and when, and in what way
They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.
Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???
#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: she’s my scribe
You CAN’T leave that in the tags
#LISTEN THO#zuko and toph bonding over shitty parents?#toph being entirely rough around the edges with this polititians#UNTIL the day comes when some big emisary is coming and zuko is so nervous#she can feel it#and she's like don't worry i got this#and pulls out all of her high society bullshit to charm them#and everyone#zuko included#is like WTF toph#but also what if toph's parents show up one day#because they want to exploit the fact that their daughter is advisor to the firelord#to get better deals or something#and then zuko gets all protective big brother#even though they both know she doesn't need it#but it's still nice right? and he's still the freaking firelord so he puts them through quite a bit of bullshit#also also also omg years down the line when the rest of the gaang visit#and zuko and toph are like THE WORST with their little inside jokes#talking with the morsecode they use in meetings#laughing their assess off at the smallest gesture of the other#listen they deserve to be each other's sibling after all they've lost and been put through (tags via princessamericachavez)

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guys will eat a burger & be like “oh my god oh my god *giggles* it’s so good. oh my god *giggles* *hides behind burger*”
guys will see a guy eating a burger & create a new copypasta in the notes then delete their baseball fetish blog
this is on a cat breeder’s website but i keep laughing at the phrase out of context
movie producers be like
Tumblr circa 2011
I’m terrified of what the original image might be
that comment made me realize how lucky some people can be. going your whole life ignorant of the zootopia abortion comic
i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass
jealousy isn’t the way bro

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hey patrick can you see my feet
Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet
Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them
Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.
no one knows the context of this whatsoever it was about me and my friend when we were 8 pretending we were spongebob and patrick and had penises and we were peeing with them in a church bathroom and we said this aloud and some lady comes in and tells us that everyone down the hall could hear us, and then i wouldnt leave the bathroom because i was too afraid
reading this again i guess the context is all there in the penises