im on @shooshpapped go over there now

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

linguini is the only millennial character ever written correctly

That last one honestly belongs in hell

ALL OF THESE HAVE ME WHEEZING AND CACKLING SO MUCH

change your fucking url jeff

I want to steal the big glittering trackball out of a super monkey ball arcade cabinet

#LISTEN THO#zuko and toph bonding over shitty parents?#toph being entirely rough around the edges with this polititians#UNTIL the day comes when some big emisary is coming and zuko is so nervous#she can feel it#and she's like don't worry i got this#and pulls out all of her high society bullshit to charm them#and everyone#zuko included#is like WTF toph#but also what if toph's parents show up one day#because they want to exploit the fact that their daughter is advisor to the firelord#to get better deals or something#and then zuko gets all protective big brother#even though they both know she doesn't need it#but it's still nice right? and he's still the freaking firelord so he puts them through quite a bit of bullshit#also also also omg years down the line when the rest of the gaang visit#and zuko and toph are like THE WORST with their little inside jokes#talking with the morsecode they use in meetings#laughing their assess off at the smallest gesture of the other#listen they deserve to be each other's sibling after all they've lost and been put through (tags via princessamericachavez)

guys will eat a burger & be like “oh my god oh my god *giggles* it’s so good. oh my god *giggles* *hides behind burger*”

guys will see a guy eating a burger & create a new copypasta in the notes then delete their baseball fetish blog

movie producers be like

Tumblr circa 2011

I’m terrified of what the original image might be

that comment made me realize how lucky some people can be. going your whole life ignorant of the zootopia abortion comic

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

jealousy isn’t the way bro

hey patrick can you see my feet

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

no one knows the context of this whatsoever it was about me and my friend when we were 8 pretending we were spongebob and patrick and had penises and we were peeing with them in a church bathroom and we said this aloud and some lady comes in and tells us that everyone down the hall could hear us, and then i wouldnt leave the bathroom because i was too afraid

reading this again i guess the context is all there in the penises